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"Jesse I've got some news you're not gonna like" I sighed when he sat down at the table

"what?" he asked concerned

"Nate likes eggs with ketchup" I told him trying to keep a straight face

"okay he's not my child" he joked

"Jesse" Kirsty warned

"seriously are you sure he's not Rashy's kid?" he asked

"shut up" I laughed

"but how did he figure this out, are you a secret ketchup and egg person that's trying to get my son to join the dark side?" he questioned

"what? you're such an idiot" I giggled

"you know what I need to do another insta poll because this is outrageous" he sighed

"you're really bringing this debate up again?" Marcus questioned Jesse when he picked up the facetime call

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"you're really bringing this debate up again?" Marcus questioned Jesse when he picked up the facetime call

"yes because you're all wrong" Jesse frowned

"hey I'm on your side!" I exclaimed

"but our own son is against us" he complained

"thanks to me" Marcus winked

"what?" Jesse asked

"when I was looking after him the other day I gave him it" he laughed

"oh my god" I giggled

"nah man I'm fuming" Jesse pouted

"Jess calm down it's some fucking egg" I chuckled

"fine, but this is NOT over" he said

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lucylingard_ I think I've gained some weight these past couple months, not too sure though🤷🏻‍♀️

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jpickford1 you're such an idiot🤣

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