2:6: Schooled in a bad way

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Well, holy crap. I guess demons do care about their hygiene...well...obviously this 1 does. But what the frick! Is he trying to break my teeth?

Bill (Possessing me): Nope.

He smiled a white toothy grin in the mirror.

Bill (PM): Just trying to brighten up your day.

Me: Oh ha ha.

He knows I like puns but I tried to act cool. Rushing to the table he shoved the breakfast down his throat without knowing what it was. Well honestly, I didn't know what it was.

Bill (PM): Mmm. Some quality human eggs & bacon, mom. Thanks.

Come on, mom, just do something to stop him!

Mom: You're welcome.

Not even 1 look of suspicion on her face. Unbelievable! Bill was really a good actor...just like me. He must've read too much of my mind.

Bill (PM): Well, see ya!

Just like that he opened up & flew right out the door on the way to my intermediate building.

BILL'S POV:

If there's one thing I don't get in this three-dimensional universe it's that they make intelligent creatures such as coders go to school. They can learn on their own & it's a HUGE waste of time because of all the adventures they have to go on. Treating them like the idiots those other people are. Slappy is right, she doesn't need school, she has the power to quit along with Yellow Bolt.
Me & Blue strolled on into the building, me with style, & Blue of course in poor little guilt. The school on the inside was...decent for Earth stuff of course. Rows of lockers were on almost every corner, classrooms were jumbled in every other place. The polished granite floors had circle designs & on the cemented block walls there was posters, grotesque kids artwork. If only Blue's were on the walls, hers deserved to be on it.
Fastfowarding a couple hours later into math class, one of my favorite classes but it was simplified by a large percentage. It was time to spice things up, I had no choice, it was better than listening to the teacher teaching something a simpleton would know. It all started with something which is a parody of "The Butterfly Effect"/"Domino Effect" called
"The Pencil Effect.". It all started with one of Blue's primitive wooden & graphite pencil...
...& a flick of it.
The flicked pencil with much luck hit a sphere. The sphere rolled towards a cube & hit it, then the cube bumped into a triangular pyramid. The pyramid tipped over a nearby loose book that toppled over another & another.
The rest of the kids started to exchange glances from the falling books to the other students around them.
The last book on the cupboard not only flipped & landed on the floor but it flipped right on the fan & the fan switch. It turned on, rushing & whooshing into it's full speed gusting lots of wind at the poor man & his desk, blowing off all the things off his desk.
All attention was onto the teacher now, exclaiming with rage & surprise his face was getting all puffy. The students felt like they were on the worst try-not-to-laugh challenges ever. The teacher's well-cut gray hair & his well-timed gray beard were whooshing along, he even had to hang onto the desk so he could stay behind it.
One of the stuff that got blown off the desk besides his writing utensils & papers was a ruler, twirling & twirling until it ricochet off the door & onto a student's bottle of water. The water bottle tips over & spills water onto a power outlet & the plug in for the fan. This causes an electrical charge with lots of sparks loudly crackling. The electricity turns to a flame then into a fire running up the cord. Its burning & melting the fan, then the flames start catching onto the windows & close by the desks. The children screamed, fire alarms blared, & the sprinklers on the ceiling fired water all across the room. I'm the first one escaping while the rest, not knowing, followed me outside.

Me (Possessing Blue): Lesson from Bill: Anything can be dangerous if you just have a bit of luck & if you use it effectively.

Blue: Thank u, Mr Cipher.

She said this in an angry mocking tone.
By now we were outside the school building again. A very chilly autumn breeze was blowing, so cold pretty soon it would snow. The sky was light blue & sunny despite it not being warm. The grass was still green but was trampled by many kids' feet. They were shivering from the coldness, wetness, and fear. It was hilarious. While everyone else outside complained & I silently laughed at myself, Blue remained silent.
About an hour later, it was lunch time, today's main course was lasagna, one of Blue's favorites. After I grabbed all the things that she'd like, I paid her lunch & gazed upon the thousands of students sitting & chatting in the cafeteria. Blue's one of those kids that sits wherever seems "safe" or "open" to sit at, so I'll do just that. Just sitting at a random seat with a couple of students & eating my food...casually as I could. Suddenly, Pink Loving Heart (Natalie M) looked at me with a funny look. I decided to ignore her but then...

Pink: Elle? What's going on with u?

Me (PB): What's goin' on with me?

Pink: Yeah. You're acting a little...different.

Me (PB): Well people change...& it's hard to trust anyone anymore. I think you of all people understand that.

Pink: I suppose you're right.

Inside her mind she thought otherwise. Her exact thought-words were:

Pink: Lier lier pants on fire. Something's up with her...but what?

Keeping my act up might fail but I will not lose her. As I say, you may take the demon out of the coder but you can't take the coder out of the demon.




















Either way she's still mine.


























Hello, everybody, EPHtheCoder here! Don't worry, this time I have some questions to put into ur noggin:

Does Natalie truely know or just theorizing?

Will anyone ACTUALLY figure things out?

When will Bill's possession of Elle end?

&

Why out of all people did it have to be a nacho chip that possesses Elle? I mean COME ON!

Stay tuned 4 more! See ya! 💙

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