yaoi boy x boy AI 32 Datashift

Dream, the fucking weirdo

"And that's how he became my roommate." 32 sipped his tea.

The other he was speaking to remained speechless.

"....Wow." Dream leaned back, his jaw agape from shock. Was he serious? Was 32 being serious? This was ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. He put up a finger as a thought crossed his mind. A less than considerate thought, but a thought nonetheless. "Y'know, this would be great for my channel."

32 blinked, tilting his head. "H-...How so..?"

"Well, let me put it like this." Dream leans forward and puts a hand on 32's shoulder, gripping it ever so slightly from desperation to get more followers. "People eat up drama like coke addicts and crack. Once they get a taste, they can't stop breathing it in until they're disgusted by it. And this? It's pure opium. NO ONE will expect this. No one is expecting anyone to come out with conspiracies on the fucker. Because everyone loves him, right? BUT little do they know he's like, literal garbage!" Dream smiles widely, leaning back. "It would be almost too simple!"

That's what this dumbass thought haha. See, Dream here is the prime example of a dumbass little bitch who has too much confidence (and coke) in his conspiracy skills. But listen here kids, no one on youtube watches him because they believe him- they watch him because he seems batshit insane. Aliens? "Proven". The government being lizards? "Proven". He's insane. He'll never be believed- even with all the evidence in the world. BUT, who the fuck cares about the future? Dream starts to make plans on how to gather more evidence on this "AI", if that's even his real username, and how to debunk him from his youtuber throne.

32 sighs, taking a big old sip from his tea. He kind of regrets telling Dream this. Sure they were besties but he sure was a nut over making conspiracies. Eh, whatever. It'll be fine, probably maybe. As long as nobody actually paid attention to what dream was trying to say. Which, honestly, given the rest of the content he put out, shouldn't be a problem.

The joke was still on him for thinking it. Because just three days later, while he was in the kitchen, he found a tiny camera in his tea. Oh, fuck, how many cameras had he accidently slurped? At least three but don't worry about that. AND at least seven more from the stress eating he's done but least also not worry about that. 32 called up Dream-

"WHY the ever living FUCK IS THERE CAMERAS IN THE FOOD AND TEA DREAM?"

"They're there for EVIDENCE gathering, 32. You think he eats? NO. Not a SINGLE camera has been eaten by him. ITS EVIDENCE, Ai never eats!"

32 lets out a long groan, slamming his face down on the counter. Why the fuck was he friends with only psychos??2??? Like, Dreams brother sold crack or something. And that one weird fucker with the fucking scratch on his face that he reFUSed to get a bandaid for- oh wait, Cross. That was his name. Yeah, Cross. He was clinically insane. Absolutely insane. He talked to a fucking ghost and claimed it was inside of him. Weirdo. "Maybe that's because you only put cameras? In my food??"

CA??MERAS? In MY ???SALAD?? S a?????? l a d i n m y c a m e?????????????????????????? r a s ?

Fucking wack man lmao. He really needed to meet some non psychos or something.

"You think he cares who the "food" belongs to, 32? He's a little bitch, he'd eat anything IF HE ATE. MORE PROOF BITCH HAHA!" There was a victorious laugh, cut off by Dream falling off his chair. And through the floor-

Wait through the floor? Oh? So there was also OPIUM in that tea? As well as cameras?

GOOD LET IT FUCKING BREAK ITSNO STOP

NOT FUNNY ANYMORE DSJLFKJG LET IT BREAK HAHAHAa this is just ddream having a seizure in the word dcotumantebet- given by AI, BECAUSE HES RESPONSIBLE FOR MY DRUG HABITS. YOU HEARNG THAT AI?? YOU'RE TO BLAME.

- Love Dream. Unless you're ai. In which case fuck you.

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The end of the Evidence letter, and why no one thinks Dream is sane.

DONT EDIT IT ANYMORE ITS PERFECT LOOK AT HIM LOSE HIS SANITY

Its finished, ready to post to wattpad uwu