THE RIVALRY BEGINNING Elle H (EPHtheCoder) x Bill Cipher (But Not Quite)

2:5: Jack's Empty Cave

Bill (PM): Is there another entrance besides the minecart way?

Me: Yep, there's the trapdoor way, the dungeon way, & I think that's all I can remember.

Bill (PM): Cool.

Ironically, he lands onto rocky ground and & levitates all the way up to the minecart way.

Me: Why did u even ask?

Bill (PM): I just wanted to know which entrance was the most dangerous. Did you know that tons of idiotic humans have been missing this way?

Me: Yes, yes, that's how I've heard of this place. Jack's human appetite really went wild for him in those days. He even attempted to eat me. Although, most of my villains wanted to in those days.

Bill (PM): Well, you must really sound delicious.

I growled at him for that remark. We're at... about the summit of the mountain. As always, there was the old crow standing on a branch that's rooted on the rock on the left side of the entrance. The crow looked at me-well Bill in my body with a suspicious glare.

Crow: Is it just me or do you have different eyes this early morning?

His voice was wise, gravel-voiced but a little high-pitched as always.

Bill (PM): Morning hallucinations your havin', what's it to ya, you stupid feather-brain?!

Bill then shot a blue laser at the startled crow. With black feathers showering onto the ground, the tortured bird rapidly flapped away.

Me: Bill! What the heck, man! Why did u shoot Jack's crow, u could've killed him!

Bill (PM): A: I hate poultry
B: It's none of your business
& C: Let's hop in this joint!

He leaped into the dusty old minecart & pushed behind him so he can go foward. The wheels were rumbling on the rickety railroad below.

Bill (PM): Away we GO!

He was cackling his butt off obviously & I tried laughing at it too. We were going fast although, it always goes fast. The sharp turns really speedily tipped the minecart from side to side.

Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt, shrrt...!

We didn't mind, we were both laughing the ride away. Then I realized we were going up all of a sudden after a left turn.

Skrrt! Chugga chugga chugga chugga...

Oh no, this is just like last time & like all the roller coasters I've been on before. Only a couple of them I'm afraid of...& this is 1 of them. Hold on to your body now! Here it comes!

ZZZZZZIIIIIIIIP!

Straight down it went, Bill was having the time of his life putting my hands in the air while I was screaming bloody murder! It felt like we were gonna fall out & break my bones but thank goodness it had a little sapphire in them. After the big drop, we were on bumpy but level ground again. Bones clacking filled my ears & appeared in the shadows. I honestly couldn't tell if it was real skeletons or 1 of Jack's tricks because it could be either. We were almost done with the speedy bumpy ride, I can feel it.
Here it comes!
Oh-ye! Oh no!

Me: NNOOOO!!

Bill (PM): OHHHH YEAAAAAAHH!!!

During that opposing screaming things were going in slow motion as we were about to drop into the lava pool. I didn't know why because I didn't know how to stop it. Then I thought:

Jack, Jack can solve this mess, if he just would come here.

But nobody came. I was looking into the future again thinking that it's the present. Things were coming into regular motion again & the next thing you know it, we splashed into the lava.

SPLASH!

He dived us so deep, my vessel's skin was sizzling like burned bacon.

Me: Bill! STOP IT!

Bill (PM): You can cool us down, if you want.

Me: With pleasure.

I summoned my water & with a flash,  spreads it out all over the inside of my body.

Bill (PM): OW!

He wryly chuckled while he's swimming out of the lava.

Me: Now, we're even.

Bill (PM): Fair game, I suppose, but I'm not done yet. Can you cool off the outside of your vessel now?

Me: Sure, I'll try my best.

When Bill got out of the lava pool, I surprisingly successfully cooled off the outside of my body with more water.

Bill (PM): Thanks, toots. See? That wasn't so bad. Surprisingly Jack-in-the-Hat isn't coming to save you. Boy, what a shame.

He was right. We looked around through his eyes & there was no sign of actual bones, or bone tails, or shadows except for Bill's. It was empty.

Bill (PM): You should know how much he travels.

Me: I do know that.

Without hesitation, he zooms into Jack's secret surgical room & throws him & my vessel onto the table of old surgical equipment.

Bill (PM): I'm still not done yet.

Some of the tools were even poked into my skin, at least I wasn't bleeding, yet.
Bill Cipher is a maniac, I have to get him outta my body but I'm gonna need some help.

But from who?

Phew! Another long chapter! EPHtheCoder here, sorry but you're gonna have to think up some questions of your own to prepare yourselves for the next chapter. Yes, even the funny 1s. See ya!