~Filler chapter, I got inspired by another fic to do this, so credits go out to them~
~It starts off with instagram posts and turns into texts~
Polinaisntreal
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Polinaisntreal: the man, the myth, the legend. Comments Sushitrash: when did you take this? Polinaisntreal: @sushitrash literally yesterday, but you were too wasted, so you prolly don't remember. 🤪🤪 Sushitrash: two can play at this game 😈
Sushitrash
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Sushitrash: suddenly I realized, two cannot play this game. Comments Polinaisntreal: first of all, WHEN DID YOU TAKE THIS???? And second of all, ewwwww, I look gross in this pic. You can see all my acne... BryceKnight: oh who is she 😍😍😍 Sushitrash: @BryceKnight back the fuck off my girl Sushitrash: @polinaisntreal shut up, I know you're right about me finding an embarrassing pic of you, but you look so damn hot in this pic 🔥🔥🔥🔥
*polina is typing...*
Polina: just so you know, you're an asshole
Joji: what did I do? You're the one who posted that pic first
Polina: but you look really cute in that pic :((((
Joji: I know I do, I'm always cute 👀
Polina: you look like a fucking whale in bed
Joji: are you fat shaming me?
Polina: bro your ass be thicc 💦💦💦
Joji: who are you and what have you done with Polina???
Polina: you did this to me
Joji: ummmmmm, hello??? Last I checked, I wasn't the one calling you thicc.
Joji: but you are dummy thicc, dare I say, you have a better ass than I
Polina: that's brave, it's the Russian genetics
Joji: Russians are on a whole other level with how god damn hot they are
Polina: you bet, Stalin was fucking hot as hell
Joji: I'm sorry, what?
Polina: did I stutter? I said, Stalin was hot.
Joji: I need visual aid
*polina sent a photo*
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Joji: I don't even know what to say to this
Polina: just know, if Stalin wasn't an awful human being, I would drop you in a heartbeat for him
Joji: I mean, I would too. No cap
Polina: see, I'm not the only one
Joji: I never said you're the only one
Polina: your response made me feel like I was 😤😤😤
Joji: go to sleep
Polina: no, it's only 1 am
Joji: you never stay up this late, you pass out in my lap around 11 every time. Then my legs go numb, but it's worth it because you're cute.
Polina: awwwww, you're just a really comfy person to sleep on.
Joji: I get that a lot.
Polina: hmmmm??? 🤔
Joji: go
Joji: to
Joji: SLEEP
Polina: well if you say it that way I might as well. Gn whore 💕💕💕
