there's a knock on the door.
'zach' says someone who sounds faintly like derek hough, but it couldn't be him because he's too busy dancing with john travolta.
zach goes to open the door and sees this:
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he is slightly horrified, but also amazed because it is actually derek hough at his front door !!
'i'm just gonna go back to my car to get my DJ stuff, i was just letting you know i'm here' derek says before slamming the door. (ow)
zach is still standing by the door, his jaw dropped like Ö.
after a few minutes, derek returns with multiple bags full of his DJ equipment.
'just call me DJ big D hough' he says. 'DJ big D hough in da houseeeee'
derek sets his DJ stuff up and starts playing some absolute bangers, such as:
you was at the club
old town road
just can't get enough
in the end
holz
but he looks a bit dodge:
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derek tweets that zachs house is officially open for a rave (6pm-late) and peeps start arriving at the door.
zach doesn't exactly know what to do, so he just stands there like Ö.
derek feels like there aren't enough people there, so he multiplys and fills the dance floor:
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zach is obviously horrified, so he goes to call james marsden for help (an obvious choice in this time of distress)
james doesn't pick up, and zach sighs as he hears his voicemail message: 'yes it is james but stop calling me i don't want any inflatable underwear'
zach doesn't know what to do, so he just sits down and sighs as he watches derek fortnite dance to slipshack.
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derek hough ☆
Fanfictiondon't ask. if anyone takes this seriously i will literally cry and that's the tea sis.
