ZEPPLIN
EXT. LOCATION 1. THE CAR BOOT SALE
Bob wanders around the car boot sale with his 12 year old stepson johnny and his young 5 year old son Billy.
Johnny is holding an old exhaust pipe.
JOHNNY
What do we need an old exhaust pipe Bob?
BOB
Remember the other day when we were driving the fiesta down that old bumpy road in Halifax?
THE EXHAUST PIPE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT FOR A FIESTA ONE
JOHNNY
What the no through road you drove into to avoid the police after you attempted to drive the fiesta on two wheels to impress them three birds?
BOB
It worked didn't it?
JOHNNY
Only because your immense weight forced the car to tip over. If it wasn't for that police car smashing into the back of us it would never have righted its self.
BOB
Anyway, when the exhaust fell off on that bumpy old road, I bet you wished you had an old exhaust pipe then.
JOHNNY
The exhaust fell off because it wasn't a road. It was a public footpath, full of boulders and potholes. It was lucky you wrapped all that tape around the car, or we would have never survived that narrow alleyway at the end of the path.
BOB
Anyway, we got out of it in one piece. It's lucky the fiesta is a small car, or it would never have squeezed through.
JOHNNY
It didn't. We had to call dodgy Chris to pull us out with his tow truck. Remember, he charged you \u00a350.
BOB
Never mind. The point is, the police didn't catch us and we needed an old exhaust pipe. The next time the exhaust falls off, we'll be prepared. Besides, it only cost 50p.
Bob goes over to a stall that is selling yards of police tape.
Johnny sees a sign on a stall that says;
WE PAY CASH FOR YOUR UNWANTED JUNK
The stall is run by an old toothless man, known only as Pound, who is a local trader.
JOHNNY
How much will you give me for this old exhaust?
POUND
Pound.
JOHNNY
Done!
Johnny collects his pound and walks off to look at some more stalls.
Bob and Billy approach Pounds stall. Bob is holding a large reel of police tape.
BOB
Hey look, an old exhaust. It looks just like mine. How much is it mate?
POUND
Pound.
BOB
Hah. I bought one just like it over there for 50p.
Bob looks around the stall and a few things catch his eye.
BOB (CONT'D)
(Picking up a toy car) Here mate, how much is this?
