Lady boner

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It has nothing to do with the chapter but I just love this song

"Since you ladies fattened up over the weekend, I want you to run 5 laps around the-"

"ZACHARY STOP!!"

"NEVER!"

I ran inside the gym class and paused slightly when all eyes turned to me, I slowly took in the sight of sweaty males and stopped when my eyes landed on a shirtless Wyatt smirking at me, I gulped slightly and pulled at my collar when I started to feel hot but my fantasies were interrupted when I heard Zachary's footsteps getting closer to me. I jumped a few feet in the air when Zachary leaped into the room and I squealed when I felt his finger graze my shirt before I slipped out of his hands

"BRITTANY!!"

"I'M SORRY!"

"GET BACK HERE!"

I ran behind the coach and moved left when Zachary stopped in front of the coach and moved right but I moved right when Zachary moved left, we continued this until I practically leaped from behind the coach's back and ran around the court

"COME BACK HERE BRITTANY!!!"

I panted heavily once I looked back and realized Zachary was gaining on me but I quickly side-stepped him and nearly tripped when I laughed at Zachary's figure falling unto Bruce's (his boyfriend's) arms

"BRITTANY!!!"

I looked forward and squealed when I saw Moses standing directly in front of me and I fell on my butt when I hit his firm chest, I rubbed my head slightly and screamed when Zachary jumped on top of me

"LET GO OF ME!"

"YOU RUBBED POOP ON MY FAVORITE SHIRT!!"

"I'M SORRY!"

Zachary flipped me on my back and held my arms above my head with one hand and tickled my sides with the other, he barely moved when I started thrashing around and kicking my feet in the air and I knew he wasn't going to stop until I peed my pants which was going to happen in a few minutes

"Z-Zachar-ry! S-stop! U-uncle! UNCLE!!"

Zachary stopped tickling my sides but left his fingers on my now red, exposed skin, there was a devilish smirk on his face and his legs were on either side of me effectively keeping me in one place by straddling me

"You give up that easily?! Welp! All that running made me sweaty and... you seem to have dry enough clothes"

"No... No! Zachary don't you dare! This is my Christmas present from Grammy!"

"That wasn't even my shirt you rubbed poop on!" Zachary looked back at Bruce and mouthed an apology earning laughs from the guys and giggles from the girls in the room. Zachary brought his attention back to me and rubbed his sweaty figure unto my -already soaked- shirt

"EWW!!"

Zachary pulled back once he was done'drying himself' and sat on my laps with a satisfied grin and his hands on his hip

"Okay! Okay, you had your revenge, now get off! You're heavy"

"Hmm, I don't think so. I still think I haven't gotten enough revenge"

I gulped when Zachary called over some guys on the track team and I nearly gagged when I saw one wipe his forehead with a cloth and squeeze out nearly a bucket worth of sweat. Their ripped figures nearly blinding my eyes since both were shirtless and by the looks of it, it practically screamed 'eye candy' from the way Zachary traced a drop of sweat that went down Damien's neck

"Hey Damian! Jack! I want to teach my friend here a lesson, wanna help?"

Zachary batted his lashes at them and bit his lip slightly, chuckling to himself when they stumbled over their words but stopping when Bruce magically appeared out of nowhere and offered his help. Zachary got off me and told Damian and Jack to drag me across the yard, stopping when they got close to the indoor swimming pool

Did I forget to mention there was a swimming pool in the gym and I didn't know how to swim?

"Okay when I count down, I want you guys to swing her back and forth but when I am on the third count, you let go, whether she is facing the right direction or not. M'kay?"

"Yes sir!" Damian and Jack announced at the same time in a creepy robotic way with a salute. Zachary rolled his eyes and sucked in a deep breath making his cheeks puff out, like a chipmunk with peanuts stuffed in his/her cheeks, and started the count down

"ONE!" I moved forward and screamed when I felt as if there was no gravity holding me down

"TWO!" They swung me back and I sent a quick prayer to God

"TH-"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING BY INTERRUPTING MY CLASS!?"

The guys let go of me since they were startled by coach's loud voice and I screamed when I felt myself fly up and splash into the pool

"BRITTANY!"

What kind of coach waits until the last minute to stop all this?

I opened my eyes when I swallowed in a gallon of water and tried to swim back up but my arms were moving in sloppy motions and I felt myself sink deeper until I gave up and closed my eyes, not before hearing a splash and the feeling of being dragged upwards

My eyes were still closed and I could tell I wasn't breathing properly, their were yells echoing through the classroom and I could hear Zachary's loud panting beside me

"I am s..ry Bri...ny! It's a.. my fault" I heard faint sounds of what Zachary was saying and I tried to open my eyes but they felt heavy. I felt two hands being placed on my chest and my body moved up and down from the rhythm of the way the person pushed me, two fingers blocked my airways and I felt wet lips being placed on my lips

"Come on! D...t quit on me!"

The action was repeated three times before I felt the water rush up from my lungs and spill out of my mouth, I sat up quickly and coughed loudly, annoyed at the fact that someone was patting my back in hopes to help me but all it did was hurt my back even more. I laid on the ground after gulping in some air and I looked up at Zachary's crying figure only to burst out laughing

"W-what is w-wrong with y-you!?"

"Y-your face i-is hi-hilar-hilarious!"

Zachary scoffed and punched me in my gut slightly and stood up with his arms crossed and a pout on his lips

"Are you mental!? I thought I lost you back there! What is wrong with you?!"

I looked at Wyatt in shock and gasped when he flung himself at me and hugged me as if his life depended on it, he pulled back and wiped the hair away from my forehead, placing a kiss there before pulling me back into a hug with his thigh in the middle of my -much smaller- ones

I really thank God for making me a woman and not a man so if I get lady boners it wouldn't be as obvious

"What's that poking me?"

Curses!

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