wasting time, calpurnia

jack

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WASTING TIME
dating jack would include...

+ b o y

+ he is hella clingy

+ helping each other with homework

+ he makes you mixtapes all the time

+ teaching you his favorite bass riffs

+ him gushing about korn and mbv duh

+ HE LOVES THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

+ teases you about it all the time and calls you shorty

+ you loving oscar more than you love him tbh

+ you take oscar on walks and doGsiT him whenever his family is out

+ you and jarvis bully him

+ being forced to play fortnite with him

+ stealing his bandanas and wearing them

+ OH MY GOD HE DOES SO MANY SUPER ZOOMS ON YOU LIKE THERE'S A WHOLE HIGHLIGHT OF YOU ON HIS INSTA WHERE IT'S JUST YOU AND THAT DAMN PURPLE ZoOMY FILTER

+ calling him chunky and, my favorite, teEN ANGST MASTER JACK EDWARD ANDersoN

+ his fans love the two of you aside from the hardcore jayla shippers

+ yall are that stubborn couple who are obsessed with memes

+ being jealous of how close him and ayla are but him always telling you that they're only friend pt. 2

+ she's your best friend though

+ he's always sending you memes and tik toks at the weirdest times

+ his bandmates constantly saying "hOw dId hE eNd uP wiTh sOmEoNe aS pReTty aS yOu?1?2"

+ always touching you ( not like that- )

+ like he always has his arm around your waist / shoulders or holding your hand or his hand resting on the small of your back

+ he gets super flustered whenever someone mentions you, especially in interviews

+ he has so many damn pictures of you

+ he's constantly posting photos of you and leaving comments on your posts

+ seeing this extremely soft side of him that no one actually knew existed

+ this boy loves kissing you

+ any time, any place, any scenario boom his lips are on yours

+ him talking non-stop about you

+ you're the greatest thing that's happened to him

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