Don't Suck At Flirting
Do you two have something in common?
Use that to build up your flirtation-ship.
When you have something in common, you can easily start or keep up a conversation.
Ask them for their opinion, show something related to that mutual interest. This way you both enjoy a conversation with each other.
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Suck At Flirting
You both watch Game of Thrones.
With last season going on right now,
this is your chance to use these flirtatious puns.
1. Are you my bother? If not, I incest we do something together..
2. Is this the part I khal you drogo?
3. I am cerseinely going to do you brother
4. Don't worry, Ramsey ain't cooking for us. You can bring your balls to our date.
5. All men must die, but I need someone to insert whatever you want, sis
6. Time to spend some time in a cave with a free folk.
7. It is going to be a long night, will you keep me warm?
8. I bet you will be white walking all over me.
9. I am falling harder for you than Bran Stark..
10. Are your clothes bothering you? I will happily free you as your khaleesi.
11. Say no more and warg me into your room.
12. Sorry, I am just kingslaying.
13. I wouldn't fall for anyone through the Moon Door, unless this means I will get to meet your littlefinger.
14. I heard you're a wolf in the sheets. Good, I am dire-ing for some action...
15. Don't worry baby, when I put off my necklace. I am still the same red lady.
16. Time for me to get drunk... I want to know your things
17. I think I have to put you on my list, the to-do list.
18. Do you prefer to go north or south on me?
19. You want to ride dragons? I am one. Just saying.
20. I'm Sansa-ing a connection here.
21. Turn me into a woman that can work with a sword.
22. I am feeling like Winter isn't the only thing that came on the other side.
23. I won't Ghost you.
24. I am ready when you are, my lord. I won't Baelish you.
25. Conquer all my seven kingdoms. ;)
Hold the door, we have one more!
"No one wants your pants off."
or
"No one wants some dick."
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Romance"What do you text to your crush when you feel like you can't flirt at all? You use pick-up lines to break the ice." 'Suck At Flirting' is a book intended to show funny self-written 'romantic' pick-up lines & puns to get the flirting started while al...
