Yeri: uh mom I got suspended
Irene:WTH????WHAT DID YOU DO?
yeri: well, my ex gf was being a dick, so I told her off and she said "sticks and stone may break my bones, but words can never hurt me" So I grabbed a dictionary. Threw it at her face and screamed "HOWS THAT FOR HURTING YOU BITCH!" then ran away
Irene:you're totally my daughter, I'll be right there!
