ғᴏᴏᴅ ғᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs (DISCONTINUED)

ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ᴍᴀʀʏ x ᴘʀᴇᴛᴢᴇʟ

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"ɪ ʟᴜsᴛ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ... ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ? ᴍʏ... ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ..."

❀Bloody Mary out here being a hoe and Pretzel isn't having any of it

❀Pretzel fell for Bloody Mary hard but he's super good at hiding his feelings

❀Bloody Mary secretly knows that Pretzel has a big crush on him and that's one of the reasons why he teases him so much

❀Pretzel tells Bloody Mary to dress in more less provocative clothes even though she secretly likes it ;)

❀Pretzel nearly had a heart attack when he saw Bloody Mary in that dress (if he ain't one fat mood-)

❀Bloody Mary's Favorite activities:
-Being a hoe
-Acting like a hoe
-Dressing like a hoe
-Teasing Pretzel

❀Bloody Mary is 110% a powerbottom while Pretzel is that shy and cute top

❀Pretzel made the first move when they were drunk. Pretzel had just started kissing Bloody Mary and then they started making out

❀Once Red Wine caught them making out and all he did was yell "GAY" and run away while screaming

❀Bloody Mary knows that Pretzel's eyes are always on him 24/7 so he likes to tease him by gradually letting his bath robe thing fall down his shoulders (this bitch-)

❀Bloody Mary secretly touches Pretzel's hair and whispers sweet little compliments when they're alone

❀Pretzel mostly acts a bit cold and harsh but when Bloody Mary gets genuinely hurt, all hell breaks loose

❀Pretzel gets jealous super easily and Bloody Mary likes to tease him by playfully flirting with other men and women (he stopped of course after they started officially dating)

❀Bloody Mary's skin is always really cold so he likes to touch Pretzel since he warms him up

A/N: Requested By: I forgot who but I hope you enjoyed~~

Thank you✨