100 poems for Kids

When I Was....

When I was one I hid the remote control from my dad

When I was two I changed my own diaper and thought it was fun

When I was three I stuck a bead up my nose and it got stuck

When I was four I colored all over the new couch with sharpie

When I was five I cut my hair at school

When I was six I hid everyones shoes

When I was seven I peed in the isle at Kroger

When I was eight I ran away at Sea World

When I was nine I fell out of a tree and thought it was fun

When I was ten I ding-dong ditched someone

When I was eleven I wrote a book about a blood thirsty peacock

When I was twelve I ate fire ants

And Now that I'm thirteen I have another year of mischeif!