the cult goes shopping pt 5

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kira: internet shopping exists, guys. please.

also kira: oh so THIS is what they call a "butter knife." fascinating.

also also kira: *avoids shop assistants like the plague*

also also also kira: can i go home now?

also also also also kira: we've been walking in circles for three days!!

also also also also also kira: *eventually gets kicked out of the mall for threatening a person to 'do catscradle with their intestines if they didnt stop whining'*

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