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laidan will defeat thanos
( veganese - aidan )
( meanie - marla )
( that's gay - isabel )
( surfer bro - leo )

veganese
guys
i think i'm gonna
ask lily out

meanie
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD

surfer bro

that's gayDO IT DO IT DO IT

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that's gay
DO IT DO IT DO IT

meanie
OH MY GOD
HOLY SHIT

veganese
i'm already nervous and
you guys AREN'T HELPING

surfer bro
okay okay okay okay okay
everyone be chill

meanie
okay one sec
OH MY HOLY
FUCKING GOD
THIS IS THE BEST THING
EVER DO IT I'M
BEGGING YOU GOD

meanie
okay i'm done

meanie has been changed to no chill ever by surfer bro

that's gay
how are you gonna do it?
it should be really romantic
she's secretly a sucker for that

no chill ever
ooooh you should get her a bouquet
of lilies like the flower
she'd love that
and she really likes picnics
and stuff like that

surfer bro
you should like hint that you like
her before you ask her out she might
get nervous or uncomfortable
or something in the moment
so if that happens you should back off

no chill ever
yeah that won't happen
she really likes you but she never ever
thinks anyone likes her back
so you have to make it very clear before
you ask her out

that's gay
yeah how are you gonna do it?

veganese
oh my god you guys are the worst
people ever i'm even more
nervous now and it's
ALL YOUR FAULT

veganese
anyway we're driving down to the
lake house today and tomorrow
we're gonna go to the park and
have a picnic then go blueberry
picking and when we get back
to the house we're gonna go
swimming and then if it goes
well i'm gonna ask her out

veganese
and if any of you tell
lily i'm gonna murder you
and then myself so do! not!

no chill ever
that's actually... a good plan
BUT I DON'T LIKE THE IF
YOU TOLD THE GC SO
NOW YOU LEGALLY HAVE TO

surfer bro
oh my god
if you weren't lily's
soulmate i'd date you

veganese
i'd reject you

surfer bro
i actually hate you
now go get a gf
you lonely lonely bitch










AUTHOR'S NOTE
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