general infantry android field report

Field report

Date: july 2120

model: General Infantry Unit

Model number: 11,1,02

Priority 1: find designation [Rhino] squad

priority 2: assist in evacuation of designation [Rhino]

Priority 3: report to commander carter as soon as possible

 Mission briefing playback: 

 Engineer 1, Hey Marv, MARV!

 Engineer 2, What?!.

 Engineer 1, we just got word from war lord up in command that a squad planet side needs an assist.

Engineer 2, okay so send another squad down?

Engineer 1, nah they need us to send them the robot Warlord told me

Engineer 2, ya mean the android?

Engineer 1, robot, android, same difference  

???: place it here Warlord

Warlord: Warlord copies all, stand by

Engineer 1, should we give it a briefing on the way down?

Engineer 2, we don't have much of a choice now do we?

Engineer 1, right drop in 3, 2, 1, GO!

[Drop pod disengaging]

Engineer 1, pilot once you're on the ground your top priorities  

are to find rhino squad and get them the fuck outta there

G.I.A: MISSION CONFIRMED, TOUCH DOWN IN 3, 2, 1

[End briefing]