How To Not Lose Your Dog

IV. INSTAGRAM DIRECT MESSAGE

HOW TO NOT LOSE YOUR DOG.
( chapter four, instagram direct message )

tomholland2013
hi!
whereabouts did you lose your dog?

effyoff
UM?????
tom holland is in my DMs????

tomholland2013
i am indeed!

effyoff

tomholland2013
you alright?

effyoff
gimme a sec
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yeah i think i'm peachy keen now mate

tomholland2013
right that's good
so, where did you lose your dog?

effyoff
errrr
some park in the corner of dexter court
and jamaica avenue,, near a school i think

tomholland2013
brooklyn?

effyoff
uh yeah

tomholland2013
that's good

effyoff

i mean-????

tomholland2013
not like that!
we're filming spiderman: homecoming
at the school opposite the park you lost your dog
i had to just check you weren't lying :)

effyoff
aaaaaah makes sense
but wait ur telling me my D O G met
spiderman before me???

tomholland2013
seems so
why are you jealous??

effyoff
pffft why would i be jealous of him

tomholland2013
what's your dogs name anyways?
just so i'm not calling him 'boy' ...

effyoff
beau
it means handsome in french :)

tomholland2013
awe that's a sweet name :)
i have a dog too!

effyoff
i know, tessa!!!
i've always wanted to meet her cause
she looks like a lil sweetie pie

tomholland2013
well i mean
technically...
maybe you can

effyoff
come again???

tomholland2013
well, you're gonna have to come
collect beau from the set anyways
tessa's here too, you could meet her

effyoff
WAIT REALLY OMG

tomholland2013
yea i'll just have to ask our director
sort something out

effyoff
STFU OMG

( end of chapter. )