How To Not Lose Your Dog

XXVII. IMESSAGE

HOW TO NOT LOSE YOUR DOG.
( chapter twenty seven, imessage )

effy
do you mind??

tommy
no i don't.
do you?

effy

what do u want
i'm busy

tommy
doing what 🤨

effy
catching up on my british tv with beau 😭
he hasn't seen the latest episode of emmerdale!

tommy
aw
you're so cute honestly

effy
shut the fuck up

tommy
do you have a min??

effy
um yes of course 😅
but istg if beau starts growling at me for
pausing his fav show, you're getting the blame, yeah?

tommy
whatever you say bumblebee socks

effy
😑
gimme a sec
...
ok it's paused what's up spiderboy

tommy
so u know the spiderman homecoming
premiere next week?
are u going?

effy
HJKSKSJSNSNSNS
why tf would i be going 🤡💀
i'm not part of the cast nobhead

tommy
yeah i know
i was just wanting to know if you were available

effy
i'm always available 😭😭
unless i'm watching coronation street either with my sister or beau and then yes i'm fully booked for the day

tommy
well then
do you wanna come to the premiere with me?

effy
like as a guest?

tommy
no you dumbass

effy
????????
THEN WHAT

tommy
like as my plus one!!
partner!!
companion!!!
COMPADRE!!!
AMIGO!!!

effy
why did u turn spanish 😳

tommy

EFFFFYYY 😩😩😩😩

effy
HSKSKSKS HEHE
and yes thomas
i'll go with you as your plus-one-partner-companion-compadre-amigo person :)

tommy
wait- really???

effy
do you want me to say no?

tommy
NO
i just didn't expect you to agree

effy
what can i say
i'm full of surprises baybeeeeeee

( end of chapter. )