depressed texting » larry [FINISHED]

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louis: hey stranger

louis: hope my kisses made kept ur arse alive longer :)

louis: btw i'm 20 how old r u ?

louis: and i really hope ur not under 18 

louis: that'd be awkward

unknown number: i knew you were a pedo

unknown number: i'm 40 happy ?

unknown number: jk

louis: u scared me there

louis: but wAIT does that mean ur under 18 ?

louis: oh shit

louis: now that i thought we had something going on here 

louis: we cant be together stranger sorry

louis: i love u for life though

unknown number: tsk tsk

unknown number: don't wanna risk anything for our love ?

unknown number: ur a bad boyfriend

louis: ur a bad girlfriend

louis: what's ur bd though ?

louis: mine's christmas eve

louis: which sucks

unknown number: first of february

unknown number: i expect gifts

louis: does my cóck count as a gift to u ?

louis: if so, there u go

unknown number: u pedo

louis: but u love me starnger

louis: admit it

unknown number: ok i love u

unknown number: potatoes. i love u potatoes ur my life

louis: i hate u

unknown number: :)

louis: i gotta go now stranger goobye !!! xxx

unknown number: bye louis x

louis: kiSSES YAY