My opinions on SP ships, cOuSe WhY nOt???

14. Staig

Y e e t u s  y e e t u s put your mouth on my p e n i s-

Just kidding.

I've managed to get married while I haven't updated this book.

I've lost my Virginity.

My child's name is Virginity in case you're wondering-

Oh and my virginity is lost.
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So um-

Staig.

The good shit.

Obviously in the show it'd be complete ass.

Rival gangs and shit.

But even if they became actual friends, it wouldn't work-

You know why?

Cause they're assholes.

They natrually want to stab eachother to win the "asshole of the year" trophy.

And they're similar, so "oPpOsItEs AtTrAcT" won't work here, homie.
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But lmao yeah fandom Staig is good.
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Uh-

So uhm-

Imagine like-

Yo what did I say when I updated regularly-

Imagine them hugging.

I'd be an awkward hug.

You know why?

Cause they refuse to touch eachother.

It's like an unwritten best friend rule-
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Oh and Tweek's there too I guess, cause they always gotta break up and have Tweek go psycho over Craig.
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The fanfics are probably sad.

Not like "oh this is so good imma cryhevevw"

But more like "bro why are they arguing about toast"

But I said probably.

So don't stab me.
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Canon Staig:

1/10

My bro, they won't ever work. Unless Craig becomes less of an ass, and Stan becomes gay, the realtionship has 0% chance of going well-

It'll end with a messy break up near the school doors-

Just like how creek started-

Fandom Staig:

8/10

Craig's inner asshole balances out Stan's outer asshole.

Ship's of course got issues, cause they're assholes.

They'll get caught by the police or something, and be like "bITCH WHY YOU SNITCH I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOSUSHEVBW" "dON'T ACT LIKE THE VICTIM, YOU YEETED ME IN THE POLICE CAR AND SAID THAT I STOLE YOUR HEART"

So it's a good ship for crack stories.

If it's not a crack ship, it's gonna be angst.

Don't you dare try and make it fluffy.