JYP FAM CHRISTMAS

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Jihyo: Here at JYPE, every day of winter is Christmas. This morning I saw Jinyoung pour half a pint of vodka into his coffee, which is one of the early signs of getting jolly

Jae, Jimin, Chan, Felix, and Brian: [all screaming in English while throwing ornaments at each other]

Jihyo, sighing: And that's the second sign

Chaeyoung: Tzuyu come help me hang these lights

Tzuyu: I would but I can't really see you down there

Chaeyoung:

Chaeyoung: Jeongyeon unnie come help me hang th-

Sunmi, slapping shaving cream on her face: Budget cuts time! I'm Santa this year, what would you like for Christmas, little boy?

Jeongin: A lifetime of happiness and-

Sunmi: Too unrealistic, how does twenty bucks sound

Seungmin: Who drank all the hot chocolate?

Bambam and Momo, using the empty hot chocolate pots as helmets:What

Sana: Soft corner! Who's ready to wear sweaters and drink lukewarm tea?

Wonpil and Woojin, excitedly raising their hands: :D

Mina: I tried to join the soft corner but Sana unnie wouldn't let me, so now I'm in the salt corner. I don't really know what happens here but so far it's only been Nayeon unnie and Minho fighting over which one of them women find more attractive. I kind of wanna go home

Sungjin: Go Fish

JB, throwing down his cards:We're playing SOLITAIRE, you impossible crackhead

Rookies:

Ryu Jin: Is this how it is every year

Dahyun, from the distance:JISUNG PLEASE PUT THAT DOWN THAT'S NOT COVERED BY OUR VERY MINIMAL INSURANCE

Yeji, covering Lily's eyes: I'm calling my lawyers immediately

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