JYP and YG ft SM

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YG: There's only one way we can settle this! Dance battle, right here, right now!

JYP: Fine by me!

YG: Get your best girl group and we shall begin!

JYP: [Panicky] What? Nonononono

YG: What? Scared of a little competition?

JYP: No, but I know that you're going to bring out Blackpink, and you know I'm going to bring out Twice, and those nine sugar cubes are too sweet and innocent to be mauled to death by four demonettes in fishnets and stilettos.

YG: Well we're not going to do boy groups, because the best one you've got is Stray Kids, and they beat BigBang by a long shot, and honestly I'm just ashamed of BigBang at this point.

JYP: Why? I thought their songs were sweet.

YG: That's because you're a sentimental pastel flower crown bitch who's afraid of improvement.

JYP: Well you're just an edgy emo wannabe critic with an ego the size of a boat who thinks they can get everything they want through intimidation!

YG: [Screeching] TAKE THAT BACK

SM: Jesus Christ I can't leave y'all alone for two seconds can I

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