If Sandstorm was leader

Chapter 1

Sandstorm: *Jumps onto highrock* gather 'round, clan

clan: Ok *Gathers around highrock*

Sandstorm: As you know, Firestar chose me as deputy because you're all too dumb. 

Cinderpelt:

Sandstorm: And now that I'm leader I must choose a deputy. 

Brambleclaw's mind: Pick me

Squrrielflight's mind: don't pick Brambleclaw

Sandstorm: uhhhhhhhhhhh 

*20 minutes later*

Sandstorm: Lionblaze is deputy now. 

Lionblaze: oh okay.

Sandstorm: now that that's out of the way...you are all my slaves now. 

Squrrielflight: Wait, what? even me? 

Sandstorm: yes. 

Leafpool: hehehehhehe

Sandstorm: You too, Leafpool

Leafpool: *cries*

Sandstorm: hunt for me and give me the best pieces of prey.

Firestar ghost: That's not how you be leader you're doing it wrong

Sandstorm: Shut up I'm the best leader in Thunderclan history. 

Bluestar ghost: You shut up. Everyone knows I'm the best.

Firestar ghost: No I am

*Bluestar and Firestar fight*

Sandstorm: *Ignores them*

1 month later

Brambleclaw: I can't take it anymore! *takes all the prey for himself and stuffs it in his mouth*

Sandstorm: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *kills Brambleclaw*

Squirrelflight: oh no

Lionblaze: Why'd you do that?

Sandstorm: Because I can.

Lionblaze: *smacks Sandstorm for no reason*

Sandstorm: *cries*

Lionblaze: *dances*