The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
- Bishop, probably
(A guide to troubled birds)
Alright, Bloody, knock ‘em dead! That was a figure of speech. Please don’t kill anyone.
-Sunset, probably
(Meet the robinsons)
Don’t feel bad, I’m usually about to die
-Jett, probably
(Percy Jackson)
People are always like “Are you a morning person or a night person?” and I’m like “Buddy, I’m barely even a person.”
-Bishop, probably
(Tumblr)
You gotta draw the line somewhere! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, “what am I willing to put up with today?” NOT FUCKING THIS!
-Bloody, probably
(Game grumps)
Misao: Visualize the ocean. Jett: *HORRIFIED SCREECHING*
Misao: A calm ocean.
Jett: oh
(Game grumps)
Secret: Can you pass the salt?
Bishop: *throws Bloody across the table*
(Tumblr)
Bloody: Is there a word that's a mix between "sad" and "mad"?
Secret: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Bishop: Smad.
(Tumblr)
Loxo: Love is in the air!
Bloody, spraying a can of Febreze and holding their shirt over their nose: Not anymore.
(Big bang theory)
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Humorincorrect quotes that we have never said but probably would say ! Feel free to suggest some quotes .
