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Spade, as their twin is being deported: But sir, that's my emotional support Mexican.
Spade: Nya~

Classy: What?

Spade: Y'know like, Nya~

Classy: ... Stop.

Spade: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.


Sunset: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad all?
Loxo: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

(The nanny)

Spade: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
(Game grumps)

Classy, to Jett: I trust you about as far as I can throw you!

Classy: Which... is pretty far, apparently, but still.
(The arcana)

“My moral compass has been pointing west for a couple of years, so I don’t know what the fuck to do with that.” - Ricochet

If I had a kid....
Teacher: Your kid said a swear word in class.

Spade: I’ll talk to them about it.

Spade, to their kid: What the fuck, dude.


Secret: We need to talk about-

Classy: The building was already on fire when I got here.

Secret: What?

Classy:  What?

(Llamas with hats)

Classy: Where are you going?

Spade:  To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.
(Golden girls)

Silence: Dusk, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?

Dusk: That I need to do it more often.

Silence: Exactly! You need to learn how to have some fun!

(Modern family)

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