No really, I've actually said these things at school. Most responses will be from my teachers, some from classmates or frens.
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(Place: In English class)
Class: *talking about whether robbing people is bad or not*
Student: It isn't that bad, you can just buy another.
Me, finally speaking: Ok then, tell me your address, I'm gonna go rob your house later.
Student: I- uh...
Teacher, trying to hold in laughter: I like this kid.
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This one is with two friends and their friend I don't know let's call em Alex, Ty and Brooke.
Alex: one time my friend Brooke dyed her hair pink, and it ended up turning green.
Me: That means she's ripe.
Ty: dude... That sounded so wrong.
Me: oh sht.
Alex: XD omfg
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Alex and the person they are dating (let's call them Sid) : *walking together*
Me: *walking behind, being a third wheel*
Sid: Join us Spade.
Me: Alright we are now a tricycle, maybe we will become a car, then a train...
All of us : TRICYCLE AWAAAAY !
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That's all that I can remember at the moment. Anyways if you enjoyed that then please let me know if I should make another. Alright then bye bye for now!
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Humorincorrect quotes that we have never said but probably would say ! Feel free to suggest some quotes .
