It was a long time ago when CHICKENS ruled the Earth, a person named Nadia faught off the CHICKEN KING. It was an epic battle, but the CHICKEN KING lost. Nadia ruled the CHICKENS for many years, but then died of CHICKEN POX!!!!!! No one ruled the CHICKENS, but Rebecca, and she came severely injured. The CHICKENS did not like the Rebecca, so they threw her into the river.
Now we are in the modern day and no one can remember last night's football game because it sucked.
President Alexis banned all fun and officially became the ugliest president ever. Then Ghost Nadia came into the White House riding a SKELETON CHICKEN. She destroyed Alexis and became a president who often like to scare all employees to mortal death. Then, a giant spider named THINGS came in and sprayed venom all over Ghost Nadia and she somehow died again.
Mercury blew up and then Venus and then Earth and then Mars and then Jupiter and then Saturn and then Uranus and then Neptune, and finally Pluto WHO WAS STILL A FREAKING PLANET.
(A true srory)
(Like, seriously)
(Like, I'm not even kidding)
