Every time I read a yaoi the main seme is always watching over the uke like a damn vulture looking for food in the desert.
They're not even together yet! It always goes like this.
Uke talks to some random other seme who's got their own little booty call waiting on them somewhere. Then the main seme appears out of fucking no where and takes the uke away like nah bruh. And offers to take the uke home. The uke, who so happens to have this giant ass crush on the seme, says yes. Once there blah blah seme goes in with uke. Uke is super excited. Seme sits down,gets offered tea. Blah blah giant ass yaoi hands...Blah seme says he doesn't want the uke to talk to that other guy again. Uke asks why and says the other guy is nice blah blah blah. Seme gets in mega horny mode says because you're mine. Su-fucking-rprise! Things lead to things and bam! End!
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Yaoi Rants and Wonders
RandomThis is just my personal in sight on these things. Feel free to tell me your rants and wonders though!
