Just going to start us up with... what a great movie this was. It really made up for the shitty 3D one.
It all starts with this dumbass with a remote. Excuse me, you're fucked anyways, might aswell... Yeah know... NOT PRESS THE BUTTON. Which sets off the game. Not scrabble. Or monopoly. Maybe jenga. That usually ends up in violence by 100 wooden pieces falling onto you while the other person yells the famous jenga!
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So this game begins. Literally spent these bitches almost a minute to figure it out while Mr. Bucket head taking a fucking nap. While loud ass saws are going off. I get it, he was drugged... But if you think of it he should have awaken at the same time like the others. Would make more sense.
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(Biggest dumbasses in the movie.)
After that trap is finished, they all try and confess their sins. Well Carly here fucked it up for herself. Unfortuantely for her she killed someone by purse snatching. Yeah the victim died by an asthma attack. Pretty fatal. So this trap consists of an antidote to a poison and an acidic needle.
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"What is life worth to you?" This bitch literally said it to the dude holding the needles. 3 dollars and something cents. That's how much money Carly stole from purse snatching the victim. So they're busy getting choked up in the air and this dude had the nerve to use all 3 on her. Yeah she could have survived that. Good job.
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lright let's stop that there for now and just appreciate this sketchy mortician assistant. Love her. By the way, she's innocent. Even though she possesses all the traps ever built by Jigsaw himself and a dead body in the wall of her studio. She's still innocent. Maybe.
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Huge time skip here. Yes I know, what the fuck happened. Well let's just say, Ryan, the dude who killed Carly, and Anna the bitch who killed her baby and framed her husband happened to launch themselves in another "game". Ryan with his leg cut off by the way.
Well Jigsaw finally showed his face! Tobin bell (Jigsaw) is one of my favourite horror movie actors so this was pretty much a surprise. A good surprise, because I thought jigsaw died!
Well Anna uses the shotgun. Let's just say that plan... BLEW up in her face. ;) Along with the keys to set them free. Causing poor Ryan to starve to death. Nice going Anna. You had one job.
Oh Yeah, the whole game started 10 years ago and Mr mortician re did it with 3 other people. Supposedly to get back at a detective who killed his wife. So Mr. Mortician was jigsaw this whole entire movie and has gotten his revenge. The detective sure went BLOOMING with surprise.
Okay I should stop with the puns before I get banned from the internet forever.
That's all for this rant, folks! I don't recommend this movie to your children so kindly watch away from them to save their tiny innocent minds.
