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3:57pm jester has joined the chat
jester
so whats up man we havent spoken in like.
a week?
unknown
i thought we knew that i hate you and i didnt want to talk to you
jester
yeah well that's no fun y'know
so anyway u know how u talk to me bc im interesting
well guess who just got ten times more interesting-er
unknown
what are you? in middleschool?
jester
no baefy omg 🙄🙄 this fat ass graduated mid school with an even fatter 101
sont ask how rhats possible my mumzie would kill me dead
im a senior in hs 😁😁
unknown
you're an idiot what the fuck
why would a highschooler be on a villain chatroom?
are you TRYING to get killed
jester
babe r u tryna b obtuse
im bored all the time i told u this already
and im eighteen going on nineteen in march
i think i count as over the threshold for childhood idiocy 😁
unknown
???
if youre over the threshold thats even worse you absolute idiot wtf
arent you supposed to be setting an example for the younger students?
and arent the rich kid schools in japan all super strict about what you can and cant do???
jester
umm probably lol idk haha
im like. rich kid school adjacent at best
i go to some priv academy rn but im apparently transferring to u.a. soon 😈
gonna b this chats worst nightmare on GOD
aspiring pro hero but my mumzie forced me into it and so i get a certificate in hero work for no goddamn reason 🤣🤣🤣
unknown
what the fuck
do you have adhd or something
never mind. dont answer that
why are you giving away all your personal info to a well known villain 😐
never mind. dont answer that either
so your dumbass is
like
im trying to wrap my head around this here.
transferring to the top hero school
in the world.
and you STILL think its a good idea to be on this app?
jester
yes!
unknown
are you trying to be annoying or are you just like that as a person
jester
im like that as a person :)
my mumzie says i have an innate ability to make people laugh though so u truly never know anonboy
maybe u j have shit taste
unknown
dont call me that.
and my taste is really good, actually
ever heard of xxx?
jester
oh my god of COURSE UD LISTEN TO XXX
u seem like the type 😁
dont take that to heart tho bc u can like. change
anonzie pls listen to like. american midwest emo or something
go pisten to bts LMAOOOOO
unknown
thats not funny 🧍♂️
xxx has good music that i can relate to.
what do YOU listen to?
beyonce???
jester
show me ur spotify wrapped PLEASE
im so so so sorry for ur loss
who else is in this gc get in on this
thid guy listens to xxx
and i DO NOT LISTEN TO BEYONCE
i like ummm
ummmm
.
ummm
175R is my fav band but i like hozier 😁
unknown
you seem like the type.
jester
shut up SHUT UP THATS MY JOKE!!
unknown
😷
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