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07 | ASSEMBLE!

Bucky
With me.

Thor
I have a custom made bed that is very large.

Wade
I live in the dumpster outside Mcdeez but you're free to jump in

You
Wow, thanks Wade. Though I don't think your raccoon and rat roommates would approve.

Thor
Did grandma al kick you out, Wade?

Wade
No, I kicked myself out.

Clint
ThAt makes nO SENSE WHY

Wade
I don't know, it seemed like a reasonable thing to do in the moment.

Wade
But anyway, why's Y/N's room unavailable?

Bucky
Teams got some new members, so we've been rearranging rooms. Currently Bruce has taken over Y/N's.

Bucky added Bruce

Bruce
I'm never giving you back your room. The ambiance? The natural lighting? It's so cozy!

You
Bruce don't do this to me

You
I don't want your STINKY room as a replacement when Scott goes back home

Bruce
MY ROOM IS CLEAN! And it's the biggest one!

You
Hulk is DISGOSTING

Bruce
Okay. Yeah.

You
It reeks like an uncleaned gym on a hot day.

Bucky
Ew...

Bruce
Please, I don't want my room back.

You
You will Hulk out, and that big ole green bean lookin head will ruin my room.

Wade
HULK GOSSIP

Clint
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT BEFORE YOU CAN TELL HIM WHAT WE SAID

Wade
KISS ME ARSE

Wade left

Bucky
W O W

Thor
can we send selfies now that he is gone

Bucky
With my instagram status, you're going to have to start paying me for pictures.

Thor
I literally have ten times more followers than you, and as my brother says, you uncultured Neanderthal peasant

Clint
Guys can you shout me out

Bucky
Pay me

You
I hate who you've become.

Bucky
For $900 I will silence myself

Clint
Permanently? One can only hope.

Bucky
For $0 I will assassinate Clint on the spot

You
For $0 Natasha will decimate you and then use your remains to fertilize Bruce's flower garden

Bruce
My marigolds are breathtaking. They'd do well with some Bucky ferilizer.

Clint
I may not have that many followers, but I have Natasha on my side and that immediately makes me far more superior than the rest of you.

You
Day 86 with no chatroom, the team has gone power hungry, mad.

You
Day 87, Bucky has become an instagram model.

You
Day 88, man named Eddie Brock has broken into the compound to steal our pet Lobsters. Tony was crying. Clint filmed it for Youtube.

You
Day 89, Natasha has murdered in Clint's name.

You
Day 90, Bruce's garden has gained a million likes. Kris Jenner has sued him in response.

You
This is the world we live in now. Thanks.

Thor
Hey Clint

Thor
If I'm on yns side

Thor
Does that make them a God to you ants?

Bucky
Is this loki?!

Thor
No it's thor

Thor
Followers are nothing. Will the wench face demons for you, Clint? Will the Gram electrocute an entire city for you, Bucky? No, but my brother will for Y/N - Loki.

Bruce
Hey Loki, can you please let Stephen out of your basement? Wong says it's dinnertime and Stephen can come back tomorrow.

Thor
No - Loki.

Bruce
Okay, can't say I tried.

You
1. Awwww. 2. LOKI LET HIM OUT, or I will get Wanda to take down your ruins so he can portal out.

Thor
I will let the wizard out

Bucky
I'm getting your brother arrested, Thor. For kidnapping.

Thor
Do that and I give hydralicious your location

Bucky
YOU WOULDN'T

Thor
THREATEN MY BROTHER? YOU THREATEN ME

Clint
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT PULL EACH OTHER'S HAIR

Bruce
I'll take bets.

Thor
Excuse me all, I need to break down the basement wall

Thor
Love u y/N welcome back 💖

Thor left

Bruce
Get you a man who can break down walls.

You
Huh?!

Bruce
Save money when you do home renovations.

Clint
This is human strength erasure.

Bucky
Idk... I could probably break down a wall.

Bruce
Steve could. You? LMAO HULK OUT

Bruce left

Bucky
I will be passively aggressively instagraming about this.

Bucky left

Clint
Pizza night? I'm buying.

You
Hell. Yes.

Clint left

Y/N left