Tony has created a chatroom.
Tony has added Thor, Bruce, Rhodey, Natasha, Clint, Steve.
Tony: Hey panini heads.
Steve: I thought you retired.
Tony: I thought you were a fossilized carcass. Oh, no just old.
Steve: Okay. That's way too much hostility and I don't even know what I did. Wish you were still retired.
Tony: I AM still retired. What, can't text ya?!
Steve: Not with that aggressiveness, no.
Thor: this is so good! just like old times yes my friends what a pleasure to message you all!!!!
Rhodey: lmao thor remember when you used to speak Shakespearean
Thor: What, mayhap, do thy words mean? Pop...pop... Avengers tower, home of mother's drapes.
Rhodey: ok stop.
Bruce: This is. . . I am crying. Just a little bit. The chat!! Is BACK, babies!
Bruce: And Thor, buddy! Where are you nowadays?
Thor: across the universe in search of a green knives woman. gaa..gamora!!
Thor: And my snake brother. I've been following his trail of vandalized space diners, his unpaid tab is his downfall
Thor: it's really nice I'll send you pictures.
Natasha: Can't say I haven't missed this, because then I'd be lying.
Clint: I thought you were DEAD. I mean, I still held onto the hope that you were alive somehow but, NATASHA.
Natasha: Steve gave me his lil back to the future device. YOU KNOW THIS. Hence why Steve is. . .old.
Thor: i am so very much glad u are not dead natasha
Rhodey: Don't know what I'd do without you, Nat. Only other sane person here.
Natasha: Thanks, boys.
Steve: SEE, TONY. I'm old for a good reason. Quit being bitter!
Tony: You're asking the impossible of me.
Rhodey: You know when Clint told me what happened I was so imagining you hurling his skinny ass off that damn cliff.
Clint: Whoa. Okay there buddy.
Rhodey: Like Miss Black Widow over here won't do anything for the greater good? Yeah, I like her more than you, buddy.
Clint: Damn, did you and Tony like, Idk, get rusted in your suits bc this is an ASSAULT on my life.
Natasha: CLINT you know I've been alive this whole time. I just sent you like six memes on the gram.
Clint: I know but I just get so excited over your existence.
Thor: where is. . . my LOVE