Mia immediately captured his hand, hauling them away in alarm as they vaguely heard Ben's shout, "JOSEPH FRANCIS MAZZELLO THE THIRD, YOU DICKHEAD!" and Anya's as well, "MIA KATHERINE BISHOP!"

"You two have three seconds before we hunt your fucking asses!"

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whor(e)hapsody ™
( rami — mr. 🤖
gwilym — carbohydrate caretaker 🧔🏻
joe — princess bitch
ben — cardy ben
allen — the real allen
lucy — mary austin
anya — ben's soulmate
brian — maggie may 🎸
roger — liz taylor 🥁 )

cardy ben
JOSEPH
FUCKING
FRANCIS
FUCKING
MAZZELLO

ben's soulmate
you have one second before
we find you and shave your head :)

maggie may 🎸
language !

liz taylor 🥁
i am thoroughly
confused and
amused at the same time

mr. robot 🤖
woah what happened 😂

princess bitch
I'M FUCKING SORRY
PLEASE LET ME BE
I DIDN'T DO IT IT WAS
ALL MIA'S FAULT!

princess bitch
also doing my best to
run and phew, im already
tired. I really need to do
some cardio

cardy ben

ben's soulmatecontinue lying and you'llget more than a bald head

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ben's soulmate
continue lying and you'll
get more than a bald head

the real allen
should I be concerned...

carbohydrate caretaker 🧔🏻as much as im enjoyingthis attack on joseph todaywe still need to know the context

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carbohydrate caretaker 🧔🏻
as much as im enjoying
this attack on joseph today
we still need to know the context

mr. robot 🤖
agreed, i'm very much intrigued

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