THE EDGiest SAGA PART 1
Yaaaaaaaa its rewind time. On this day, July 1st 2077...at this hour, 0420...
we are at the very first Youtube convention in the world... the topic of so much controversy over the past 7 years...has development.
Protests from Tana Mongeau and a number of OwO continue.
...It had been the YT Support #3 is the to warming. And we are witnesses...weaders who that gwobal warming can no w be ignored except from money.
Today, 700 wiw began YT Support #4...in the w(ogres have wayers btw) of the atmosphere...And down the dvertising revenue by a whole 7 percent...
It is just a day away that...According to scientists...the w (uwu) NWORDPASS7...will in global raciaw disputes
down to boring l(w)evels. As a stupid s-s- to
mankind's n*gger infestation of the-the p-pwanet.
Head cownt. Awright, get in line.
Everybwdy sit down. One, two, fwee...four, five, six...
Owo.. what's this? Keep going UwU. Go on.
Hey you, sit down. CWNT, sit down. Sit down.
I said sit down!
- What the fuck are you doing step bro?
- Counting. Uwu ;)
Can't you sit and count? You
want to get shot? You're crazy.
Shut up, Fwea. I'm thinking.
Are any expewienced
viowinists here uwu?
Waise your hands.
Viowinist!
Stand up, come forward you n-----r said Keemstar
"HEY! You need a n-word pass BOI!"
As cwetus beat up the child who said the n-word and some other gay fagooot played his flutus very wowd. Those in the fwont sections thought own us. Eating and sniker and wiff the bong
wistening to b-bohemian rhapsody on a VHS d-daddy uwu
Will this be when we get there (Who fucken cawes in this fucked up place)
Cwetus: "I want steak, I didn't beat up a chiwd for nothing."
HEY! Excuse me, sir.
My wife and I in 9th grade at
the Orchestra in fox den discord server.
I was chaiw on the firing uwu squad
Can you w shoot?
Wew of course, you forget my accwuacy
S-Show babygrl y-your h-h-hands daddy OwO
You, me.
Weave your belongings, in my OWO what's this? Daddy's pants
we just need your toes also in my pants
I can't, because no homo bwo but i mean wike i mean wike mayve idk.
Wew too bad you cotton fiewd swave worker, chinese ass assian ricecummer.
My wife beautifuwy with the piano, it onwy makes my ears bweed a wittle each day.
Better than me, because when I pway my wife leaves me.
They just need one kid too get shot and you aw get scared, but if you can we wouwd wove to shoot Kayne.
But I won't fucker..
Fuck you, we... w-we've got what's this daddy? Guns.
On your knees, evewyone. Since Kayne didn't suwender you aw suffew now.
On your knees cumsluts. Cotton workers.
- They can't just...shoot me because I ain't even pway gawfield cart yet....
- On yo knees!.White-amewican.
Those owo bastards. What would I do?!
Now isn't the time, kawnye.
Wew, when is the time?
Soon. (gwips Chin)
Kanye. Soon (Gwoups V-Bucks)
I'll be bawck, Kanye. It's awright.
I'w come back.
But What does wike again?
I had it once, but it taste like SHIT and BRICKS MY N*GGA.
If it taste like shit...
then it's to fowget.
What does it smew, n*gga?
like when it's liquified asshole?
It must the pwace.
Trump: Owo... What's this?? Daddy white supremacy's cummies? Let's mexicans!. Is this it?
It's not it.Yet....(laughs in brail )
Sorry. Don't Be (More laugh but in reverse)
Trump, hewe! NO! (Even more Laugh but in spanish so it's jajajajaja)
Timbo! What-up? Cunt?
How's it hanging, bwuddy?
By the baws.
Hey wisten.
I I need that blowk.
How I you v bucks,
this one fow that one?
No.
Nice power, Truwp. Here,
give me this one, I'w give you that...
welax, welax...
BUID A WALL MY N WORD says Tuwnip
Come hewe, Kayne.
Come wight...
I have an idea.
wet's depowt aw of the gwobaw warming
Timbo says thats a great idea
Timbo says wtf are we doing
Lets game end ouwsewves
Turnip says wets do it brother
Suddenly Will Smith fucking kiws himsewf
Cuts to black
To be continued???
N word...
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