𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐍, tomura

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( LEAGUE OF UNLUCKY ASSHOLES  )
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7:24pm jester has joined the chat

unknown

good. you're here
did you fucking. finish the job yet

jester

what??

unknown

did you finish the job yet, twice?
i told you weeks ago to hurry up and finish
why is this hard for you?

jester

uh. im not twice?
u'd think my name would give that away luv

unknown

great.
now i gotta go track you down.
twice, if you're still joking, i'm going to kill you
literally. that's not a joke.
i'm tired of you pulling this shit
just because blondie calls you a clown doesn't mean
you can change your username.

jester

baefy im literally just Some Guy
i thought this chatroom service was for ppl pretending theyre
villains or something. not guys naming themselves after a NUMBER
and someone pretending to be anonymous
what kind of name is 'unknown' bro
just name urself something cool like
the rest of us

unknown

if youre not... twice, then who are you?
istg if youre twice im gonna delete your leg

jester

thats rude asf wtf
and what if i was?? it's not like id tell u after u said u'd delete my LEGS.
im wounded, i truly am.
i came here for a good time and apparently not for a long time

unknown

DSSADSADsar ugh fine whatever
dont connect here again or im genuinely going
to track you down and tear you limb from limb <3

7:32pm unknown has left the chat

7:32pm unknown has joined the chat

unknown

uh
what the fuck
what did you do brat

jester

okay so hear me out
im at this like. hero appreciation gathering
and im at a table w some bitch who has
a technokinesis quirk and she wont stop talking
so im here right
and shes like
looking over my Shoulder every so often
and when u left i complained out loud bc im hot or something
so she added you back <3
and like
thats ok i guess
bc i need a new friend anyway
omg that rhymed

unknown

ugh
im going to kill you the second i trace your number
you talk so fucking much
i said like. four words to you total. and you won't shut up
you and the technokinesis girl have a lot in common
go talk to her and never join again.

jester

uh huh have fun trying to find me m'man
these hero gatherings r expensive asf and we
have Really Good Security. im on like. five vpns rn
and. i rlly hate to be the bearer of bad news
but nobody is ever purposefully mean to me
so this is rlly fun and im literally never going
to stop joining now that uve said something

unknown

i hate you so much
how have you not been bullied yet? you're like .... twelve.
somebody should have torn you a new one by now
im just going to block you
dont add me back or hack me or whatever
this is your only warning.
as much as you think this is just a roleplay app, its not.

jester

ok hun dont shoot the messenger
just bc we have a shitbag who is way too into roleplay in this chatroom
(and for once its not me <3)
does not mean u have to break out the threats :(((
ive been nothing but subjectively annoying to you
and im Not Twelve my good bitch

unknown

shut the fuck UP oh my GOD

7:37pm unknown has left the chat
7:37pm unknown has blocked you
7:38pm unknown has unblocked you
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jester

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