yoonshit: you must be broke because i have no love to give
me: shut up
me: i see those lovey-dovey eyes and smiles for the 6 idiots living with you
yoonshit: yes and none of it is for you
me: don't lie
me: if i die one day, you'll be sobbing
yoonshit: no, i'll be in prison
me: bold of you to assume you can kill me before i kill you
yoonshit: i mean, i could've killed you if i had opened the door a little harder on your face
me: it sure felt like death
yoonshit: hush, it was barely broken
me: bUt it was still broken
yoonshit: don't you have a job to get to
me: i don't have any work today
yoonshit: you need to get a better job
me: i enjoy my job as the official yoongi oppa annoyer
yoonshit: you know what i mean
me: i will, i will
me: you'll soon see me as an entrepreneur
me: no wait, yunjinpreneur
yoonshit: i'm disowning you
yoonshit: go find yourself a new friend
me: don't leave
me: you're my only friend
yoonshit: how about dickhyun
me: i broke up with dickhyun
yoonshit: you did?
me: yeah
yoonshit: thank god
yoonshit: are you okay?
me: why is everyone asking that after i tell them i broke up with him
yoonshit: because people care about you dipwit
me: i'm fine for your information
yoonshit: you know you can call me if you need anything
me: i know MOM
Friday 3:22 PM
yoonshit: what are you going to do today
me: maybe bake some cookies
me: go to the club
me: meet the one at the club
me: have kids
me: blow up and act like i don't know no body
me: har har har
yoonshit: you're going to a club again?
me: maybe
me: i don't know why but i want to go drink and have fun
yoonshit: can't you do that at home
me: it's less fun
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