Thursday 6:42 PM
me: my throat hurts
yoongshit: well who told you to scream so loud last night
me: you little shit
me: it's your fault
yoongshit: you can't blame me for being so good
me: i knOW YOU FUCKING CHEATED
me: NO ONE CAN HIT ALL MY BATTLESHIPS IN ONE GO
yoongshit: i did bitch
me: i swear i will kick your ass to hell
yoongshit: oh no
yoonshit: i am so scared
me: be scared you brat
yoonshit: uh huh
yoonshit: are you free tonight?
me: no i am $100-$150 tonight
yoonshit: i hate you
me: no, you love me
yoonshit: it's about to be hate if you don't answer the damn question
me: lmao why does it matter if i am or not
yoonshit: i need you to listen to a demo of a song
me: why me
me: can't you ask namjoon to listen to it
yoonshit: he is busy
me: uh huh
me: can't anyways
me: i have a date with sunghyun
yoonshit: why would you go on a date with that
me: excuse you, that is my boyfriend and people go on dates when they are together idiot
yoonshit: i am older than you, you should be calling me oppa not idiot
me: idiot
me: and it is only by 3 months
yoonshit: i am still older
yoonshit: so it is oppa to you
me: i'll call you oppa once you grow as tall as aristotle 2.0
yoonshit: namjoon?
me: that's what i said
yoonshit: lmao
me: anyways, i have to go get ready. i'm suppose to meet up with him in like 30 minutes
me: we're getting dinner at the thai place that just opened and then we're seeing a movie
yoonshit: wow, what a perfect date
me: i guess
me: byeeee
Thursday 7:32 PM
me: hey
me: do you still want me to listen to your demo
yoonshit: i thought you had a date with mister charming
me: he never showed up
yoonshit: shit sorry
yoonshit: mister shithead**
me: lmao shithead is a bit extreme
yoonshit: shithead is what he is
yoonshit: isn't this like the 5th time he's done this
me: something must have came up
yoonshit: you mean someone must have came up
yoonshit: i'm telling you, i saw him with this chick the other day and he had his hands all over her
me: he said he was at his parents
yoonshit: you really believe that??
me: ...
me: do you want me to listen to your demo or not
yoonshit: i'll come and pick you up
me: thank you
