No One is Here! (An ULTIMATE Comic)

writing prompts 2

yup
it's probably gonna be a couple days until i can make comics again, so enjoy these dumb things i wrote at 1 am instead of sleeping
by the way, the generator i'm using is http://thecharactercomma.com/writing-prompt-generator/

dear pittoo- i mean dark pit,

i am very sorry for making you suffer throughout this entire comic. but it's hilarious so don't expect me to stop anytime soon.

love,
the author

one day pit and pittoo were chilling with palutena, when palutena said: "hAy pit2, prins ess peachhh wantz more modelz 4 her magazeen."

"nO screww of PALuTayNa" pittoo hissed.

"wOw how dayr u say dat 2 a god ess" pit exclaimed. "sTop beeing egdy"

"shut uP dis is my laif style" pittoo screeched, infuriated.

i dont know if that's what the prompt meant but oh well i enjoyed it
anyway, the better version:

one day pit and pittoo were chilling with palutena, when palutena said, "hey, pittoo! princess peach said she'd like more models for her magazine. she has the perfect outfit just for you~!"

"NO! not that again! stay away from me!" pittoo hissed.

"hey, be more respectful towards princess peach and lady palutena!" pit exclaimed. "stop being so edgy and rude!"

"shut up, pit-stain! this is my LIFESTYLE! and i'm NOT going to put on another dress for that stupid magazine!" pittoo screeched, infuriated.

i don't...have a job
does the comic count??
pit will be my main character i guess

i entered miss author's bedroom carefully. i could tell she spent most of her time here just by quickly glancing around the room. it was a lot messier than lady palutena's temple, but that was okay! today, i would be miss author! i chuckled to myself at the thought of that.

i sat down on the edge of her bed, staring at the nightstand and table nearby. on the nightstand was miss author's phone, a lamp, some pretty gemstones, and a bunch of other stuff. on the small table next to it was a stack of notebooks, a colorful mechanical pencil, and an eraser. these must be miss author's comic supplies, i thought to myself, picking up one of the notebooks. on the first page was some sort of writing - i think it was that one language marth speaks... japanese? but after turning the page, i discovered there was no more of those weird characters.

instead, on the next page was a drawing of roy, zelda, peach, and a few other people i recognized. oh! and there was lady palutena! i smiled at the many sketches of myself and lady palutena in the notebook. "miss author sure does love us," i murmured, laughing.

i noticed that in little bubbles next to the pictures was another form of writing that i was pretty sure was english. i realized then that this must be one of the notebooks miss author uses to make her comics. after flipping through the entire notebook, i noticed all the pages were filled up. i closed the book and carefully placed it back on the table, then turned my attention to the other side of the bed where a single green notebook - this one much bigger than the one i'd just looked at - lay next to a bunch of plushies. i recognized one of the plushies almost immediately. pikachu! how cute, miss author liked pokemon, too!

as i was opening this newer notebook, i heard a knock on the door and a woman's voice: "hey, what do you want for din-"

she stopped as she poked her head into the room, only to find me. she stared at me blankly for a few moments, before finally saying, "uhh.... aren't you one of those video game characters my daughter likes? angel boy, or something...?"

"uh, yeah." i laughed nervously. "the name's pit. i'm usually in skyworld with lady palutena, but miss author asked me to make a comic in her place today."

"'miss author?' oooookay then.... mind explaining where exactly my daughter is then?"

"oh, we swapped places for the day! she's up in skyworld helping lady palutena."

"in a fictional world...?"

"yup."

"inside... a video game...?"

"yup."

the woman simply pressed her lips together and slowly closed the door.

i don't think i ever want to swap places with miss author again.

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