Today I was sitting on the couch. My wife came up to me and did the daily test to check if I had jacked off. Once I pulled up my pants and removed the ruler she just shoved my ass I sat down.
Only the usual uncomfortable sitting because my ass hurt now occurred.
I got really horny so I went a jerked off a random tree. Sap came out of it so I think I did well? Idk how to tell trees emotion.
Also today I accidentally stepped on a nail and yelled fuck! My wife thought I was jerking off so she beat me.
Tonight she's not letting me lay by her snd I have to sleep in the fridge. That's all I'll update tommorow goodnight.
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Should I Jack Off?
Historical FictionShould I jack off? My wife says I can't beat my meat so I'll beat my kids maybe.
