MATURE CONTENT UWU
So uh
My mom, she said mean things to me because I'm a furry. So I jumped down a hole of a mountain, and met this fucking flower bitch. And then, I shoved his petals up my ass.
Next I stalked a goat. And she was old. I'm just an 18 year old so this wouldn't be pedophilia
Next I saw a skeleton, oh boy was he fucking hot. Like, I would shove one of them bones up my vagina. He had white pupils. And when he saw me in my rainbow fursuit, he thought I was a monster.
He asked me to come to grillby's strip club and pub so we could get it on, we went into a men's bathroom and then he positioned me. And RIPPED THROUGH ME DAMN FURSUIT. THAT SHIT COSTED 1,000 BUCKS MAN, I BUTCHERED DEM ANIMALS TO MAKE THAT. I STSRTED MOANING AT THE FIRST MINUTE HE HAD HIS BONE IN ME THEN I SPRAYED WHIPPED CREAM ON HIS PEEPEE. HE SMILED UNTIL HE REALISED I WAS A HOOMAN. then he ran off with me still on his dick yelling for the po po. Then I died.
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