Mime bomb was walking to get a snack from the vending machine down the hall from one of the classes, he put two quarters in to get some chips when they start to fall they end up getting caught, he thought they were far enough down he could just reach in and grab them but they were just out of reach.
Meanwhile, tigress was in the library reading up on some thieving techniques when she got thirsty, she had forgotten her water bottle and wanted some lemonade, so she decided to go down the hall and get some out of the vending machine. As she turned the corner she saw the mime down on the ground with his face pressed up against the machine with half his arm in the slot.
"What are you doing?" Asked Tigress.
Mime bomb stops what he's doing and looks at her for a moment before tapping on the glass where the snack is, tigress then walks closer to see what he's pointing at.
"Oh really mime, move I'll get it out." Siad Tigress, as she shoves him out of the way and puts in two quarters. "you're lucky I wanted something to drink."
The bottle starts to drop when right before it hits the chips it gets stuck too.
"What are you freaking kidding me!" Screeched Tigress.
She starts to bang on the machine when el topo and le chevre come around the corner.
"What are you guys doing?" Asked le chevre annoyed.
"I'm trying to get the vending machine to release our goods but they're stuck." Exclaimed Tigress.
"Ok hold on I think I can fix this." Said le chevre
Le chevre pushes tigress out of the way and puts in two quarters, and decides to get water.
"Don't you think I tried that?" Asked Tigress.
Just as the water was about to hit the lemonade it got stuck as well.
"Are you serious?" Yelled le chevre
He starts to kick and punch the machine and tigress joins him.
"Guys were thieves so let's act like thieves, surely there's a way we can get in maybe a screw or a lock we can pick?" Suggested El topo.
El topo looks on the left and tigress looks on the right string to see if there's a keyhole well le chevre climbed on the top and mime bomb looks on the bottom.
Le chevre "hmm nothing up here."
Tigress "nothing over here too."
El topo "nada"
Mime bomb notices a small keyhole and starts to tap on the glass.
Tigress "you find something?"
Mime bomb points down at the keyhole he found.
Tigress "nice"
Tigress leans down and gets out her lock picking tools when she realizes something.
Tigress "hey guys I'm not going to be able to fit my tools down there"
Le chevre "what do you mean?"
Tigress "there too long"
El topo "what?"
Tigres "look I don't need to see what I'm doing I just need to be able to fit my tools in"
El topo "so what you're saying is we need to lift it?"
Tigress "yep"
Le chevre gets off the top, as he and mime bomb start to lift the right el topo starts to lift the left. When they have it up high enough tigress sticks two of her tools in and gets to work, a few moments later and you hear a click.
Tigress "got it!"
As soon as tigress got her tools out they let go of the machine and the door popped open and their snacks fell. They each grabbed what they bought and el topo put in two quarters and got himself some cookies before they closed it shut with a click.
-bonus-
Later that day.
coach brunt "ok kids today we are going to learn about how many people it takes to break into a vending machine, and about how much trouble they will be in."
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