cringey BTS x Reader one shot....

yeah...

"Ah excuse me!" You here a voice from behind you joyfully yell, you turn around --who could that be-- 

"whaa!" You couldn't help be surprised it was BTS your k-pop stan. You jump back only making it worse by landing in the golden Makane's arms. 

"Calm down, god your almost as bad as Namjoon when he sings." An irritated voice fires. --I agree that was an off-note scream-- You calm down a little just to stutter, 

"S-sorry you s-surprised me. Anyway what do you need help with?" They all -except Namjoon- look at you confused. 

"Uh, we were wondering if you knew anywhere with air-con? It's just extremely hot out here." You nod not trusting your vocal cords to respond, again.
Leading them up to your place was one of the worst best ideas you have ever had, it was so awaked. They where all whispering in Korean and you had a feeling they where talking about you. 

"We're here" you state opining up the gate. They still don't respond so you brake out the one of the only Korean words you know. 

"오빠(oppa)!" You growl. Bad idea, they all look at you. 

"You Speak Korean?" Jimin whispers obesely flustered. 

"No. All I know is 나는 사람 이다(naneun saram ida). Why the flip would I be fluent in Korean." they look at each other and them back at you. 

"Why would you need to say 'I am a person' in Korea? We all know that you are a human." Yoongi barks back. You start to get irritated, 

"Well you aren't a person your a demon, that's why us 'humans' need to clarify our species." You stated sarcastically. A body comes between Yoongi and yourself. 

"That's enough you two." Jin stares you down. 

"Sorry he gets like this when he is tired... Have we asked your name yet?"he asks. You gulp BTS asking your name. 

"Oh ah, my name is (L/N) (Y/N). Did I get that right? Last name, First name?" You wonder. 

"Yep that's how you do it in Korea! By the way if you didn't know, I'm J-Hooooooopppe!" You felt the urge to get on YouTube and play the Universal studio opining, but you thought it would get their j-hopes too high just for your messy house in the middle of nowhere. 

"Wow." Yoongi smiles at your messy palace 

"Oh my god, my hartu is, oh my god!" Hoseok goes wide eyed at the, cleanliness? of my place.--ok this doesn't add up, they have done some of there memes and my place is clean, this must be a dream-- 

"ahh, tada..."

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A/N: Awfully cringey with BTS memes in there. still it is a good one for something I wrote at 11pm when I couldn't get to sleep, I hope you enjoyed.