Most Likely

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"Hello, Hello!" Keith waddled his short slender legs over to my bed, plopping down beside me. "It's time for the show!"

"Okay." I chortled, wrapping an arm around his slim feminine-like waist. "Hey guys," I smiled, staring into the lustrous red dot of the camera. "It's Lance and Keith KOOOOOGANEEEE!" I ruffled the petite boy's hair, gliding my slim fingers through his inky opaque locks.

"Hello, hello." Keith giggled, a conspicuous hue of pink tinted the red paladin's cheeks.

"It's time for the show." I chuckled, slithering my hand around his arm, giving it a tight clench. "So, I conveniently printed out a picture of my face and a picture of your face. So I asked you guys to send me the best derp photos of both of us." My gaze went down to the two pictures that were taped onto multicolored sticks.

"Ah, a picture of Lance," Keith smirked, reaching down to grasp the stick, to were an unpleasant photo of me was plastered onto the picturesque stick.

"Oh," My smile fades, staring at the ugly picture of me sneezing. "I look...attractive."

"And me!" Keith picked up the other stick, showing me the way better photo of him.

"Aw, I look ugly." He sneered looking downward at the tiny photo.

"You look hella good." I snickered, bringing the photo of Keith to my face and making kissing noises.

"You goof." He chuckled. "But my highlight is poppin' in this pic." He smiles, gazing at the picture.

"Mine too, ooo."

"I look good." He smiles, "okay, so you guys left us a list of questions that we have to answer that whoever is most likely to blank."

"Ya ready, Kogane?" I smirked staring down the Korean teen.

"Yee."

I gradually pick up the phone, scanning over the list of questions.

"Okay, Who is most likely to be a heartbreaker?" I quickly pick up the stick that holds Keith's face. Keith then grabs his stick. A small frown planted in his pale face. "You think you're a heartbreaker?"

"Y-Yeah." He shrugged causing his murky hair to bounce. "I've never been broken up with before. It's always me breaking up with someone."

"I've been broken up with all the time..."

"Aww!" Keith leans his head onto my shoulder, rubbing his hand on my back in a circular motion.

"Okay, so who is most likely to fangirl over someone?" I instantly place to picture of Keith up, watching as he gently did the same.

"I'm just a frickin' fanboy, okay?!" He snickered, fluttering the two pictures.

"Like how you were practically drooling over Taehyung from BTS?" A shrewd grin slithered its way onto my copper-colored skin.

"I can't help if my hormones go crazy for them!" A hue of pink spread it's way across his cheeks reaching his ears.

"Who's most likely to be good at math?" Keith furiously raised the picture of himself, as I soon followed his action.

"I'm just ya good ol' Asian that's good at math, you know?" He smiled causing my heart to do a backflip into a pit of diamonds. (A/N that sure was descriptive)

"Who's most likely to stink up your bathroom?" Keith read as we both spurted up the picture of me.

"Yeet, I win this one." I chuckled. "This is the face I make when I stink up your bathroom." I placed the wretched photo of me over my face while making constipated noises.

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