New life quote: Don't put your pointe shoes in the microwave.
If you don't dance, you're not gonna get this, so I'll explain it (I'm about to sound all deep and meaningful Kay).
You have to break in (NOT BREAK) pointe shoes, and it can take ages and be painful. However putting them in microwave makes them softer and easier to break in, but it can be really bad for them.
So basically it means don't take the easy route, there'll be consequences.
And I love it so much cause it also just means don't put your pointe shoes in the microwave and its so bizarre it's funny
