Marshmallow: Love was invented by corporations to sell greeting cards!
Marshmallow: Love is just a trick played on us to ensure the continuation of the species!
Marshmallow: Don't do it pear! The hand of love has you in it's clutches!
*gets shot by love arrows*
Marshmallow: I love love!
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