Incomplete~Killer!Sans x Fearless!Reader

Errands

Killers p.o.v

  I decided to pick Palette up after all the other errands, but before going to the Underverse market, mainly because I had to drop him off with Error later. Palette was pushing the cart as I threw the stuff from the list in.

"So... how's you're life going?" He asked. I shrugged, "Couldn't be worse." I say. Palette raised a brow, "How so?" He asked again. "None of your business." I grumbled. "Fine. I'll go first." He says waving a hand. I sigh, and throw another box of ramen into the cart.

"So, I'm finally a freshman in the Underverse high, and it's not going too well to be honest... our teachers some tea obsessed psycho. The others in my class are  mainly furries, but there's younger Fell to. But those furries are strange. A rabbit, a dragon, and a ram. That's about it. Oh, and yesterday, the teacher, Professor Hatter, started a chair fight. Like I said she's something else entirely. Fell knocked the ram out with a chair, and then the teacher just started teaching physics in the way of tea... I swear, it-"

  I turned at Palette, "Do you want to know what's going on in my life so bad? Just stop telling g me yours, I'm getting a headache." I say. Palette shrugs, "Well, I was kinda wondering if you have any feelings yet." He says.

 "Me having feelings is like saying Errors not a babyman." I scoff.

  Palette raises an eyebrow.

  "Well, I overheard a conversation between the furries, and apparently, you have a crush." Palette says smugly. I tense up. 

  That god damn brat told her friends about that? 

 Palettes expression became more smug, "So it's true?" He asked.

I paused, grabbed the cart and teleported me, Palette, and the grocery's back to the house. I left the cart in the kitchen, telported Palette into Errors string canopy, and sat on the couch and grumbled sounds of frustration. 

I could hear Palette yelling through the window, "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPEH!" He yelled. I snapped my fingers and teleported a piece of shut-up-toast into his mouth.

I sighed, and slouched into the couch. Error would find Palette eventually, and someone else would put the grocery's away. I just wanted to relax. I teleported to my room, fell from the ceiling, and onto my bed (oh, if only we petty humans could do that in rl...). I fell asleep almost immediately.

I felt someone roughly shaking my shoulder. I shot up, and looked at Asie. "What the hell are you doing here?" I asked her. She smiled. It was her evil, I-know-something-you-don't smile. "Oh fuck, what is it?" I ask. She dream floated around, and just smiled, and finally said, "I dare you to wake up." She said slyly. I closed my eyes, and opened them again. I stared at the ceiling. 

I rolled over, and my eyes widened. "Err..."

Y/ns p.o.v

  After the weird fiasco with Killer, I ended up going to his room to take a nap. I opened the sleeping bag nightmare loaned me. It was covered in mustard stains. "What the hell?" I muttered. I filed a complaint to Dust, who explained that it had once belonged to an old roommate named Fell. "So yeah. He liked mustard." Dust said submissively.

I realized how tired I was, and ended up falling asleep on the mattress.

Killers p.o.v

  I stared at y/n for a couple of seconds, and slowly sat up. I tensed at every groan and creak the bed frame made under my weight. Crap crap crap crap crap....

 I tried to teleport off the bed, but nothing happened. I had drained my magic before I fell asleep.  I sat on the edge of the mattress, and watched y/n as I eased off the bed. My feet only met air, and I fell maybe two feet. "Ow! Why the Hel-" I yelled. I looked up, and heard a mumble. "Is there a freaking hole in my room?" I finished quietly. The pitch black walls of the three by three foot hole started to melt, and pool beneath me, and I was being raised back to my room. "What the.." I sat on the floor of my room, leaning against the bed. I saw the dark shadows slither into the darkest corners of the room. 

 (A cool Umbrakinetic illusion trick, kinda like making a dimming affect mixed with a shadow orb...)

  "Why haven't I killed that brat yet?" I mumbled to myself. I peeked over the edge of the bed. Y/n was still sleeping.

 Don't wanna be caught in another awkward sistuation...

   I stood up. I saw a two by two foot shadow swirl, then pause on the wall opposite of the bed. To hands popped out, and dragged Asie through the shadow. "This doesn't look like my room... oh wait." She said. I gave her a menacing glare, and quickly walked over to her. Only her torso and up where showing through the shadow swim, and she seemed to be stuck. "I did not mean to make it that small..." she said while trying to squirm back into the shadow. I stood face to face with her, and growled, "What the hell, Asie?!" I whisper yelled. 

She looked around, "Well, I was practicing my Umbrakinesis outside at my house, and I was trying to shadow swim back to my room... I was thinking of this one a little too much and ended up here instead.... I think that hole formed because I tried to swim to my room through the floor...." she said shrugging. I grabbed her face and shoved it back through the shadow porthole, "Stay in your own room!" I whisper yelled. The hole began to disperse and fade.

The hell is wrong with that child?

  "Uh, Killer? Who was thaaat?" I felt a light tap on  my shoulder. I turn around, and y/n was standing behind me. I pause. "A huge pain in the ass, that's who." I reply. Y/n shrugged, "Oh, and sorry, I accidentally dozed off on your bed... sorry." She said apologetically. I smile, "I-it's fine... just... don't do that again. Like, ever." She laughed, and nodded, "Though, I still have no idea where I'm going to sleep. Dust said that... Uh.... rag of a sleeping bag once belonged to a guy named Fell, and I'm pretty sure it's unwashable." She turned, pointing to a disgusting, mustard stained sleeping bag, heaped next to her bag. I blankly stared at the bag. "Nightmare gave you that? Jeez, I'm surprised he didn't just tell you to sleep out on the roof." I grumbled. Y/n shrugged.

"WHy Is MY soN  HangIng uPside Down GAggEd with A PeicE Of TOAST!!??"

"Yeah, so I'm gonna go hang out with Color, wanna come?" I ask. Y/n gives me a wtf look, but nods.