Crush
Kirishima walked up to Bakugou holding something behind his back
"The fuck you hiding?" Bakugou asked,
"I have to tell you something,"Kirishima replied.
"Well spit it out!" Bakugou demanded.Kirishima pulled a bottle of 'Orange Crush' from behind his back and he screwed the cap off.
"I have a 'Crush' on you!"He said while pouring it onto Bakugou.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, I'LL KILL YOU!"The ash blonde yelled as Kirishima booked it out of the room for his life,
"GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!!!"
Red as a Rose
Bakugou was unpacking his backpack when he found a letter in the shape of a heart, it read: "Roses are red, my face is to, but that only happens when I'm around you
XOXO
-You're secret admirer
There was only one person who could have left a note that cheesy, Kirishima.
R-Rated (plz skip)
"Dude, I'm sooo bored!" Kirishima announced as he jumped onto his bed.
"I have an idea," Bakugou said with a mischievous grin."Let's play carpenter."
"How do we play that?" Kirishima questioned.
"First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you."It took Kirishima a second to understand what Bakugou had said but when he did his face was as red as his hair.
"Sounds fun~"
BOI
Bakugou was on his way to the library to help Kirishima study,when he got there Kirishima walked up to him and said
"I-is that a protein bar in your pocket, o-or ar-re you just happy to se-HAHA,I can't do it."
"The fuck?" The blonde questioned
"I'm sorry, Kaminari dared me to tell you some crappy pick-up line." Bakugou looked over Kirishima's shoulder to see Kaminari hiding behind a bookshelf trying to stifle his laughter.
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Bnha one-shots
FanfictionThese are just some stories that I thought up but didn't want to give there own book. We have fluff(F), smut(S), and random ass stories that don't really go in a category(RS). Enjoy the bnha my fellow sinners.
