Y/N has created a chat.
Y/N: Well, this is a whole bunch of bullshit.
Y/N has renamed the chat: Avengers "Anonymous"
Y/N has added, Steve, Thor, Natasha, Rocket, Bruce, Clint.
Steve: Y/N, what is this?
Y/N: Counselling.
Steve: Why would we need counselling?
Y/N: Why would we need counselling, he asks.
Y/N: Have you looked in a mirror lately? You think those sideburns are a wise choice?
Natasha: She has a point there, Steve.
Clint: Yeah Steve, the '50s are over.
Natasha: Thankfully.
Y/N: You can hardly talk, Clint. What's with the hair?
Clint: What is wrong with my hair?!
Y/N: It looks like a whole other entity.
Clint: What's wrong with that?
Y/N: It looks like you glued road kill on your head.
Y/N: Rocket stay away from him.
Rocket: Huh?
Y/N: I'm only trying to protect you.
Clint: I'm not gonna kill the raccoon!
Rocket: Who the hell are you calling a raccoon?!
Clint: You?
Clint: Because that's what you are.
Rocket: I am not a raccoon!
Thor: No, he is a rabbit!
Steve: Thor, he is literally not a rabbit.
Y/N: Nor is he fully a raccoon, so let's just drop this before his furry head explodes.
Thor: Yes. Back to Barton's stupid hair!
Clint: You can talk, Thor! What happened to yours?
Thor: Please don't make me remember that scary man.
Clint: I'm just saying, I'm not the only one who's changed their hair.
Clint: None of you guys are talking about Natasha's hair.
Y/N: That's because hers looks normal. And just a warning, she could kill you with that plat. So watch what you say.
Clint: What is this? Pick on Clint day?
Y/N: No. This is Avengers Anonymous. Like Alcoholics Anonymous, only more depressing.
Y/N: However we really should make a pick on Clint day.
Clint: Wow, I feel the love in this chat.
Bruce: We do love you, Clint. But we love picking on you more.
Clint: I see that.
Thor: It's our favourite pass time. Next to giving Steve cubes of ice.
Steve: And you wonder why I'm messed up.
Y/N: Because you were extremely ill as a child.
Natasha: Then your mother died.
Thor: Then you copied me by getting RIPPED
Bruce: Then you lost Bucky.
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