Joke 31:

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A inmate that is suppose to be killed by a firing squad. He doesn't even order a special dinner.

On the day of the firing he says to the guard, "Actually music is my life, I want to sing my favourite one time through, with no interruptions."

The guard nods solemnly and tells him to go ahead.

"One hundred bottles of beer on the wall..."

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