[VERY OLD] DSAF Randomness (Requests Closed And New Book Out)

In Pieces Dave×Jack Part 2

He was awoken by a scream. Jack looked to the body in front of him. Dave was sobbing harshly and cutting into his forehead with his nails. "Dave!" Jack hugs him and puts his hands to the side. "It's ok! You're ok, I'm ok. We're all ok. He's not here."

Dave slowly begins to calm. He looks up to him. "W-Why does it h-hurt?" Jack rubs Dave's back extremely gently. "Your body must be regenerating, so it will hurt. I'm going to get you some pain killers, stay here ok?" Dave nods. Jack runs out of the room to his kitchen. He grabs the entire bottle and runs back upstairs.

"Here you go Dave." He hands Dave 2 of them. "T-Thanks Sportsy." Dave swallows them. Jack realizes something and slaps himself. Dave flinches. "W-What did you do that f-for?" Jack rubs the back of his neck. "Sorry for scaring you, it's just that you must be starving, and I can't cook."

Jack's cheeks are a little red. Dave would usually tease him for this, but he wasn't exactly himself right now. "W-What do you mean?" "I mean that if I try to use anything, even the microwave to cook, I'll will most definitely burn it." Jack thinks for a moment. "I know! I'll call PG and ask him to bring us McDonald's!" Jack calls him. "Hi boss! Are you around a McDonald's?" Pause. "Well, I have food, but it will have to be cooked. I guess I could tr-. Hello? Hellooo?"

"W-What happened?" Asks Dave. "I think Phoney hung up... Ooohhhh. I think it was because I said it would have to be cooked." Dave tilts his head. "Why would he have done that?"

"Well, ya see, last time I tried to cook I almost burned down the kitchen and myself with it. I had burns covering me. Let's just say that now anything to do with me cooking scares him." Jack's cheeks are now fully red. Dave snickers. Jack turns more red.

"Daaavvveee. Stop teasing meeee." Dave begins to laugh, which feels amazing for him. He missed this, sitting here, laughing, being with Old Sport. Jack's smile looks genuine for once.

That's what he was striving for, to make Dave laugh. Jack starts to laugh, just for the sake of progress. "Well, PG should be here soon, I should probably wait for him at the door." Dave grabs Jack's hand. "Please don't leave, I-I feel scared when your not around." Jack nods. "We should see if you can walk anyway."

Jack helps Dave to his feet. Dave isn't too sturdy on his feet. He has to lean on Jack the whole way down. It took 5 minutes to get downstairs. Jack sets Dave on the couch and the doorbell rings as soon as he does it. He doesn't even have time to open the door before it slams open. "You better not have tried to cook James!"

Dave flinches and whimpers in fear. "Dave? Oh... I'm sorry Dave. Now James, what happened?" Jack rubs the back of his neck. "Let's get the food first, then I'll tell you."

Time Skip Brought To You By, Dave Being A Poor Purple Bean

After Jack told Phoney everything, Phoney gave Dave a sweet hug, and left. Jack and Dave spent the rest of the day cuddling and watching shows and movies. Just being near Jack was making him feel like his old self.

Both of them were seriously enjoying it. A doorbell disturbs their peace. Jack gets up and answers the door. A shriek is heard from the door. Dave runs over and feels his blood boil.

Austin is fighting Jack, and winning. Jack has a knife in his leg, and is looking exhausted. He was still sore from carrying Dave and fighting him yesterday. Dave runs over to him and immediately feels his strength come back. He throws Austin off him and punches him out of the house.

"I will spare you this once, but if I ever see you again, you will wish you could die." Austin hurriedly shakes his head yes and runs away. Dave runs over to Sportsy. "Old Sport! You ok?!" Jack tiredly nods.

"Yeah, if you pull out the knife it should heal pretty fast." Dave walks him over to the couch, sets him on it, and pulls it out.

Jack whimpers, but doesn't do much else. It starts to heal right away. Dave puts Jack next to his chest. Jack snuggles into him and sighs, contended. He slowly falls asleep. Before he does, he hears one last sentence.

"Thanks for putting me back together Sportsy." "You're welcome Dave." Is the last things he says before sleep overcomes him.

AN- That's the end! To be honest, I loved writing this. I have about 3 requests to do, so this should be fun. See you guys!